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Oh the things that have happened. There was a love in need, and being the upstanding and lovable gentleman that I am, I went to assist. Unfortunately it led to mayhem generally associated with one Tia Dalma.
There was all of these things and hurts and so on and I died again. Again again again again. It seems that I do that a lot in this place with no light. I fear I'll lose my golden tan. It was ridiculous and almost not worth following the pretty lady in. I also lost my hat. Report it back to me at once, which ever knave stole it. It is very dear to me and even has a name.
In other news, there is very real ocean things happening. All I require is a boat. Ah, and if anyone remembers where I live... I should very much enjoy going back there. I fear my children will have perished without me.
On the topic of rum: I need some. I do, I do, I do. If anyone could bloody well find him for me or get it I would be all this and that and of course.
There was all of these things and hurts and so on and I died again. Again again again again. It seems that I do that a lot in this place with no light. I fear I'll lose my golden tan. It was ridiculous and almost not worth following the pretty lady in. I also lost my hat. Report it back to me at once, which ever knave stole it. It is very dear to me and even has a name.
In other news, there is very real ocean things happening. All I require is a boat. Ah, and if anyone remembers where I live... I should very much enjoy going back there. I fear my children will have perished without me.
On the topic of rum: I need some. I do, I do, I do. If anyone could bloody well find him for me or get it I would be all this and that and of course.