May 02, 2006 15:43
I'm gross. The other day I was sitting on the toilet, taking a shit, and it smelled like Chinese food SO BAD. So I'm like, "Whatever. I had Chinese food last night. All good," and when I went to wipe my butt, THERE WAS SOME CHINESE VEGETABLE IN THERE. It was amazing, and I love myself&Chinese food.
Anyway, so today. I had English first, then bio, then health. Health was amazing. Mr. Blake was talking about penis and vagina, and being the immature HIGH SCHOOLER I am, I laughed a lot. It was funny, though!! He said "cunnilingus" and other sex words.
The rest of the day was uneventful. I have homework, but I don't want to do it. Also, math quiz tomorrow. STUDYSTUDYSTUDY.
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