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[iluvshotashorts]

Killua and I went out for ice-cream the other day and had a great time

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[zeroyouji_kun]

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[friendofgon]

Don't talk to him.

[zeroyouji_kun]

That's what that Kyon guy told me. Is he really a pedo with a killing obsession?

[friendofgon]

That sums him up pretty well.

[zeroyouji_kun]

I think I've met you before. I think you might be the one stalking him.

[friendofgon]

.. Hisoka is the one stalking me.

[zeroyouji_kun]

And all the other under-aged kids around here.

[friendofgon]

Yes. I've had to deal with him for a while, though.

[zeroyouji_kun]

Why don't you just kill him then?

[friendofgon]

If I could, I would. But I will, I can promise you that.

You shouldn't talk to him at all. It encourages him.

[zeroyouji_kun]

How do you fight in your fandom? I've learned that different fandoms have different ways of fighting.

....How does it encourage him?

[friendofgon]

We fight normally and we use nen, that is, our aura, to add to our strength and develop different abilities.

It amuses him.

[zeroyouji_kun]

That's interesting, very different from my fandom. Like I thought

....It...amuses him? Perve.

[friendofgon]

How do you fight then?

Yes, he is.

[zeroyouji_kun]

We have something called fighting pairs, two people who share the same name. My name is Zero, and my fighter unit is Natsuo. The fighter unit does the fighting which is a series of wordspells. The sacrifice, which in our case is me, takes all the damage recieved during battle. Usually the one with more stamina and durability is the Sacrifice, while the faster and stronger is the fighter. When the sacrifice dies, its all over and you loose. Being a zero, I feel no pain, which enables me to last much longer then most sacrifices. It's team effort.

...Ew.

[friendofgon]

Oh. That sounds like you are cheating, if you can keep fighting without ever getting hurt.

Yep.