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[iluvshotashorts]

Hello there. ♥

I am Hisoka. I've been watching you for a while. There aren't enough children under the age of fourteen here. ♠

I've offered Killua to go out for ice-cream with me, but he refused. I'm heartbroken. ♣

Does anyone want to come have ice cream with me in his stead? ♦

Comments

[i_smile_faintly]

I concur. The only little girl here is half-blind, can't form coherent sentences and resembles an eggplant.

What does ice cream taste like? I've never eaten it.

[friendofgon]

She's amusing! She blows up if you embarrass her.

[i_smile_faintly]

Oh, really. Does she get embarrassed often?

[friendofgon]

I don't know. I did it to her accidentally.

[i_smile_faintly]

Why won't you try doing it again, then?

[friendofgon]

I did. But I got bored when her friends started yelling at me for it.

[i_smile_faintly]

Ignore them. Or kill them, if you can.

[friendofgon]

I stopped killing.

[i_smile_faintly]

How come?

[iluvshotashorts]

I've no interest in little girls, though. Or any girls at all. ♦

Unless you prove to me that I have a reason to be interested. ♠

[i_smile_faintly]

I've no interest in little boys, either, so it's all good. Children of either gender are quite a rarity here, anyway.

[iluvshotashorts]

I don't see why I should be interested in talking to you, however. ♣

[i_smile_faintly]

Because I'm nice. And you are already talking to me, so it doesn't really matter.