Jul 06, 2004 01:20
While watching "Welcome to Mooseport", I stumbled upon the funniest quote that I have heard for a while. It's doubtful y'all will find it nearly as funny as I, perhaps it just resonates with me for reasons that will be all too clear in a bit.
In the movie, a couple is engaging in playful banter when the guy goes a little bit over the line commenting on what manner of underwear he suspects the woman to be wearing. The is rewarded with a shove off the stairs into the flower bed. The following conversation ensues,
Guy: You know if this marriage is going to work, you are going to have to admit that you are a lot stronger than me.
Girl: I'm not stronger than you.
Guy: Yes you are.
Girl: I'm a girl!
Guy: Yes, so it hurts both physically and emotionally.
And with that deep thought, I leave you.