My English Newspaper
WICTHCRAFT IN SALEM!!
Salem- 9 girls have accused local residents of being witches and tormenting them. While magistrates believe that the devil is responsible, many know that it is just a major case of PMS. The girls fell on the ground screaming and jerking about (also known as an orgasm)and chanted the names Tituba, Sarah Good and Betty Crocker. Crocker was accused for poisoning their fruit roll-ups but Crocker denies any responsibility. In another six days they will be normal.
-Ernie Stone
Times Staff Writer
Salem- 9 girls have accused local residents of being witches and tormenting them. While magistrates believe that the devil is responsible, many know that it is just a major case of PMS. The girls fell on the ground screaming and jerking about (also known as an orgasm)and chanted the names Tituba, Sarah Good and Betty Crocker. Crocker was accused for poisoning their fruit roll-ups but Crocker denies any responsibility. In another six days they will be normal.
-Ernie Stone
Times Staff Writer