"oh my gaaaaaawg, its gonna paaaaaaaaawr!!!" lol
so today I went to Busch Gardens with Eric. well, technically, he went to Busch Gardens with me, but just play along here. the car ride up was very....interesting. my mom was playing and/or singing country music very loudly, and swearing at people on the road. ("you're a fuckin asshole, ya know that??") geez. language. so we listened to my mp3 player for a while. except that he refused to pick the song. so I made him mad and kept on changing it to The Ramones. mwahaha.
roller coasters are fuuun. except when you almost drop your cellphone offa one. thats right, anything that can go wrong, I manage to do. so when we got on the ride, I had my cellphone clipped (I repeat, clipped) into the inside of my pocket. well, when we were getting off the ride, I reach down to get my phone and...duh duh duuuh. its not there. then some guys behind me were like "dude, you lost your cellphone." IT WAS SITTING UNDER MY SEAT!! then someone said, "man, you're lucky. go buy a lottery ticket." so I had Eric carry the phone for the rest of the day. (except that he is unable to feel when things are vibrating in his pants!!! *you know what I mean*)
there were a lot of 7th graders there. that and we saw Tommy. its a small world after all. no wait, wrong theme park. nevermind then. and Im high off fudge right now. thats right, fudge and candle apples. hooray for obscene amounts of sugar! and its fun making fun of random strangers.
the car ride back was pretty hilarious. for me anyway. there was a lot of traffic, so it took a really long time to get off the highway. so we started listening to the mammal song (hehe) and Eric was dancing. yup, sorry to uncover your little secret. you DO know all the words, and it IS funny when the song comes with hand motions. hehehe
roller coasters are fuuun. except when you almost drop your cellphone offa one. thats right, anything that can go wrong, I manage to do. so when we got on the ride, I had my cellphone clipped (I repeat, clipped) into the inside of my pocket. well, when we were getting off the ride, I reach down to get my phone and...duh duh duuuh. its not there. then some guys behind me were like "dude, you lost your cellphone." IT WAS SITTING UNDER MY SEAT!! then someone said, "man, you're lucky. go buy a lottery ticket." so I had Eric carry the phone for the rest of the day. (except that he is unable to feel when things are vibrating in his pants!!! *you know what I mean*)
there were a lot of 7th graders there. that and we saw Tommy. its a small world after all. no wait, wrong theme park. nevermind then. and Im high off fudge right now. thats right, fudge and candle apples. hooray for obscene amounts of sugar! and its fun making fun of random strangers.
the car ride back was pretty hilarious. for me anyway. there was a lot of traffic, so it took a really long time to get off the highway. so we started listening to the mammal song (hehe) and Eric was dancing. yup, sorry to uncover your little secret. you DO know all the words, and it IS funny when the song comes with hand motions. hehehe