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Girl Poem
A poem for us....
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest?!?!
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'Tcall me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
Now,
you must forward this
to at least 4 FEMALES
or you will have a
HORRIBLE streak of bad love life.
Not that I believe the above,
I just think you should forward this to at least 6 women so they can laugh
amanda... call me sometime soon, i saw danny at the movies last nit and he was talkin to me and telling me a bunch of stuff. so ill let u in on some stuff. oh yea things wit me and chance are goin good.. we went and saw house of wax last nite and after i left his house and got home i called him and kept trying to freak me out and it ended up working. but i was so tierd i ended up fallin asleep neways. well i start the racket club next weekend and its goin to be hard trying to work 2 jobs at first but its ok... ill get the hang pf it. i guess i should put it this way... ill be gettin 2 pay checks and thats really goin to help me out!!!! yeay well i cant wait till next weekend! talk to ya'll lata!!!
~~~~Jessi~~~~
A poem for us....
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest?!?!
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'Tcall me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you DICK!?!
Now,
you must forward this
to at least 4 FEMALES
or you will have a
HORRIBLE streak of bad love life.
Not that I believe the above,
I just think you should forward this to at least 6 women so they can laugh
amanda... call me sometime soon, i saw danny at the movies last nit and he was talkin to me and telling me a bunch of stuff. so ill let u in on some stuff. oh yea things wit me and chance are goin good.. we went and saw house of wax last nite and after i left his house and got home i called him and kept trying to freak me out and it ended up working. but i was so tierd i ended up fallin asleep neways. well i start the racket club next weekend and its goin to be hard trying to work 2 jobs at first but its ok... ill get the hang pf it. i guess i should put it this way... ill be gettin 2 pay checks and thats really goin to help me out!!!! yeay well i cant wait till next weekend! talk to ya'll lata!!!
~~~~Jessi~~~~