Nov 17, 2005 22:53
So this guy goes into an ice cream shop,
he asked for a scope if vinilla and a scope of chocolate ice cream.
the ice cream man says, sorry we are out of chocolate ice cream.
so the customer says, ok well in that case i'll take a scope of strawberry ice cream and a scope of chocolate.
the ice cream man thinks, "ok this guy must be slow of something," so he explains again, "sir we are out of chocolate ice cream."
the customer makes another selection- a scope of tootie fruity and a scope of chocolate
the ice cream man is pissed- "can you spell the 'Van' in Vanilla?"
-the customer says yeah, "Van"
The clerk ask, "Can you spell the 'Straw' in Strawberry?"
-the customer replies, "Yeah, StRaw"
So then the clerk says, can you spell the 'Fuck', in Chocolate?
the customer says, "There ain't no 'Fuck' in Chocolate."
-the clerk says: "THATS WHAT IV'E BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU, THERE AIN'T NO FUCKIN CHOCOLATE!"
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yep-
i havn't smoked in like 4 days- im kinda happy. i don't even want one, yeah so im on the patch, which is kinda cheating- but oh well. im not smoking, and i dont' want to. actually- today i thoguht about it and it actually seemed nasty. (thats good)
ithink im haning out with Greg-O tomarrow night, im not sure though. Durka- im F-in Bored,
Im Out