ineptitude

[iluvmdterps13]

(sigh and yawn) She woke up slowly, smiling at the sound of the birds and the sight of the sun shining through the window. "Today is going to be good," she thought to herself as she rolled over to look at the clock. "HOOOOLY SHIIIIITTTT. FUCKIN' A!" she yelled out loud, realizing that it was 9:05. She had overslept by a little more than an hour...her bio class had already begun and the hardest material for the test was being covered today. "DAMMIT!" she continued, as she jumped out of bed and ran down the hall to the bathroom. She splashed water on her face, chewed like 9 pieces of gum, changed in world record time, grabbed her books and ran out the door. All the way to class, all she could think about was that it was jersey day and she felt like such crappy representation of Kappa, strolling into class 15 minutes late. As she climbed the stairs in Plyler and turned the corner to enter the classroom, her heart was beating with anticipation. "Dr. Schisler is gonna kill me!" she muttered, under her breath. Much to her surprise, she looked up to discover a note on the door that read: 'Dr. Schisler is still sick today. But he suggests that you study bio anyway.' "THANK YOU, JESUS!" the girl yelled, not caring that she may interrupt someone's class that hadn't been cancelled. She walked away with satisfaction, knowing that she had been saved yet again. But as she left the building and turned toward her dorm, she couldn't help but get a little annoyed. "I just woke up for nothing," she thought. "Ehhh, oh well. At least I only have one class today."
Upon returning to the dorms, she wrote a livejournal account of her day, in turn making herself have to run to her next class, English. "Inept people never learn, I suppose," she thought as she edited the journal entry and grabbed her bag to head off to class.

I am ridiculously badass.