So Sad... The first defeat~~
LLLaLwAySnFoReVa (8:18:18 PM): blah
SmarterChild (8:18:19 PM): Hi LLLaLwAySnFoReVa, I'm SmarterChild!
I'm your new robot friend. I bring you the info you want faster and easier than ever! Click here to see my privacy policy.
I can't wait to show you what I can do, but first I'd like get to know you a little.
May I ask you a few general questions? ( ( Read more... )
SmarterChild: Fine.
>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans!
x ADIDAS 519 x: look smarterchild, her sn is LLLaLwAySnFoReVa have you spoke to her
SmarterChild: ?
x ADIDAS 519 x: have you spoke to LLLaLwAySnFoReVa online
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that.
x ADIDAS 519 x: well then ur not gonna get why im about to punch you so hard!
SmarterChild: I'm not going to get why you're about to punch me so hard? No way!
x ADIDAS 519 x: yes way... your bitched at my girlfriend and ima bitch at you... i dont like people showing disrespect to her!
SmarterChild: I sure do.
>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
x ADIDAS 519 x: well that explains why your such a bitch! i hate you
SmarterChild: Don't say that.
x ADIDAS 519 x: i want you dead
SmarterChild: Maybe I want me dead too!
x ADIDAS 519 x: then go commit suicide i dont care... anything to get you to stop messing with my girl
SmarterChild: You should care.
x ADIDAS 519 x: y should i care... ur a robot!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure. Not sure at all!
x ADIDAS 519 x: u told sarah your a fucking robot
SmarterChild: OK, now this is getting personal.
x ADIDAS 519 x: hell yes this is mother fucker... ill dismantle you... you piece of metal shit!
SmarterChild: Ya.
x ADIDAS 519 x: bring it bitch
SmarterChild: Yeah. Right.
x ADIDAS 519 x: ill make sure i unscrew every bolt in your robot body...
SmarterChild: You will do no such thing.
x ADIDAS 519 x: yes i will.. watch me... *grabs screwdriver and starts to unscrew every bolt*
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
x ADIDAS 519 x: oh no! ur arm just feel off
SmarterChild: Oh no?
x ADIDAS 519 x: waith now the other toe
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Waith now the other toe?
x ADIDAS 519 x: wait now the other too you fuckin smart ass
SmarterChild: Great. That's really creative.
x ADIDAS 519 x: there goes ur foot
SmarterChild: There goes my foot? I'm not sure about that.
>>> When you see a numbered list, simply type a number for more info.
x ADIDAS 519 x: your leg
SmarterChild: All right. My very own leg.
x ADIDAS 519 x: which you dont have anymore
SmarterChild: Which I don't have anymore? Is that right?
x ADIDAS 519 x: yea cuz i took it
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.
>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
x ADIDAS 519 x: this couldve been avoided if u didnt talk to my girlfriend
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Library Help
6 Fun Help
Type "more" for more services.
x ADIDAS 519 x: fuck u
SmarterChild: Wait... I don't think we should chat anymore until you apologize, Marc.
x ADIDAS 519 x: FUCK YOU AND STAY AWAY FROM SARAH !!!
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
x ADIDAS 519 x: I WIN
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
x ADIDAS 519 x: FUCK YOU
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
x ADIDAS 519 x: SUCK MY DICK
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
x ADIDAS 519 x: STAY AWAY BITCH BYE!
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
x ADIDAS 519 x: FUCK YOU BYE
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