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Wow people need to take it down a few notches... anywho im gonna pretend like joe dirubbo didnt try and initiate me into global club i was like UMMMM NO im DEFINITELY NOT part of global club sorry... that was followed by a look of despair and longing for me to join global club but i just refuse... besides i hate joe dirubbo for being so gay and screwing me out of my project like ten times ew i hate him.... ahhhh can we sit on laps? .. no.... (whimper).......... sorry that was followed by such anger from pa however it needed to be told due to the fact that it was a hilarious whimpering noise.... it was funnier too when i thought you didnt know who that boy was even though hes totally your best friend somehow even though ive never seen him in my life hes an odd one anywho.... ahem ... hanging up presidents day posters even though im not even included in that after school function??? thats a bit disturbing.... ahem im gonna act like everyones not getting journals now and you all are very aware of the fact that you totally got them due to me and tracita fajita having the best journals in the world... and also the fact that youre making them serious makes it gayer that youre trying to act cool and get a journal... forced was almost required for me to get a journal but finally i consented after hours of persuasion... at least i knew it would be gay but all you people who are like "YOOOOOO LIVE JOURNALS RULE!!! I LOVE LJ... YOO WHATS YOU LJ NAME???" ........I have one word for you....... AHEMMMM............. if I EVER have to read something from you and i mean EVER i will be forced to leave a comment on your journal and afterward you WILL wish that you never had a live journal because youll want to kill yourself after realizing the gayness of your situation............. and also this is even gayer.. i actually saw someone who was insulting how people were all getting live journals now... however then it was proclaimed that he was setting his up............... i was like UMMMMM youre gay...... after reading the first entry i was also a bit disturbed.. wait not a bit a LOT..... due to the fact that it was like trying to figure out how to write in a post.... ahem people are stupid/gay/should kill themselves cause it would all be better that way.......... and ew this child who will go unnamed (just becuase if i mention the name ill like throw up) has been trying to go out with me since the beginning of the school year... trying to make me feel guilty for crap aka 'quitting smoking for me'......... ummm ok so i felt a tad bit sorry for the child because he was trying so hard but i didnt want to go out with him.. he even went as far as 'omg my life sucks i can never get the girl i want to go out with i should just give up on life'.... umm WHO DOES THAT??? is that not a complete threat to kill oneself if i dont go out wtih you... sorry but im STILL not gonna go out with you... and by the way im gonna act like i didnt find out yesterday that this boy has been lying about the whole quitting smoking for me thing anyway cause he smokes second period during his gym class... ummmmmmmmm thats pretty low when you cant even find something true to say to make me feel bad eh.... yeah maybe you should go kill yourself o wait you are because you smoke... i dont care at all anymore to tell you the truth because people who lie need to die.. um sorry that rhymed...... but anyway yeah i was also disgusted by the fact that this character tried to tell people in school that he could get anything from me whenever he wanted... completely UNTRUE there was never even a consideration in my mind that i would EVER even POSSIBLY do anything with this kid let alone go out with him.... umm having 5 people say to me in a day are you gonna have sex with him was VERY VERY VERY FILTHY..... after that i wished i was dead............. understandably anyway....... ahh even though that made me want to kill myself i forgave for that one... even after it happened for a second time i forgave... then i forgave after a bunch of other stuff including trying to make me not talk to a guy for fear of me going out with him... which i wanted to but this child was trying to prevent me from doing so.... so i was like ok ill wait but youre an asshole.... but then i realized wait a second i dont need to wait for anything at all i never went out with this kid or considered it so why should i let him control my life....... ahem well yes then the whole 'omg youre leaving me out of everything now' arose.... ok i mighta believed it if you waited at least a day after i started going out with marc ok.... but the fact that it was BEFORE i was going out with him just convinced me you were being gay.... yes somehow you were left out BEFORE there was anyone to leave you out for... you idiot how stupid can you get.... so yes thats the dilemma and the fact that this journal entry is like as long as an essay makes it even gayer than it already was becuase it was addressing like a serious issue which was vowed never to happen however i hope that this child reads it and realizes what an idiot he is because he WANTS ME TO APOLOGIZE to him..... umm for what???????????? ahh sorry i wouldnt go out with you after you 50 lies and attempts to make me go out with you out of guilt.... maybe you should go find someone who will look past your personality... and everything else... lets aim for someone like a huge filthy man living in prison because i think thats about the only person whod ever have sex with you in your life.... and that person would definitley hesitate because you are rather filthy... well not rather but extremely filthy......