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Titel: Distraction
Rating- R
Genre- Romance/Humour (Well, I find it humourous.)
Summery- Taipi is worried. Nika and Senga have been gone too long. So Hiro distracts him. HiroTaipi one-shot lemon. R&R! --COMPLETE--
Disclaimer- I do not own Kiss my ft 2. I can't believe I still have to say this!
Warnings- Yaoi, yaoi, and more yaoi! Warningwarningwarning! There will be men having sex in this story. If you don't like this, why the hell did you open this story? I put in the summery lemon. Meaning I describe it! Okay, if after all this, you till read it and are shocked when the men start doing the naughty dance, you are a baka! My beta nearly killed herself for you, you better all apperciate her hard work!
Mindless Dribble- Shmoo.
"Words" -talk
`Words` -thought
(-)(-)(-) -scene change
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"Stop worrying!" Hiro said, taking one more drag before putting out his cigarette.
"I wish we hadn't let him go after Senga," Taipi murmured. "They've been gone too long."
"Baka saru (1) probably found some food and Nika can't get him away." Hiro lit another cigarette and leaned back in the chair.
"The rain is getting worse. I hope Nika found him."
Hiro stood and thrust a half-empty bottle of beer in Taipi's face. "Here, feel better."
"No, thank you," Taipi declined.
Hiro tossed the bottle on the chair. He held out the pack of cigarettes. "Want this?"
"Why?"
"I'm trying to get you to stop worrying."
"Beer and cigarettes?"
"I'm not very good at it."
"I can tell."
Silence filled the room.
"Damn it, Taipi, stop it!" Hiro slammed his fist against the wall. "They're fine!"
"How can you be sure?"
"I can't! But I know Nika and Senga and, as much as they
annoy me, I know they're tough and can make it. They probably found an inn or something."
Silence again.
"Taipi, I can hear you worry."
Silence. Hiro let out a frustrated sigh and stomped out his cigarette. He grabbed Taipi's face.
"Wha-?" Taipi started, but Hiro's lips silenced him.
"What was that for?" Taipi asked when they parted.
Hiro grinned. "Got your mind off of them, didn't it?"
"I'm sure there was another way to do it."
"Probably."
"Why are you so insistent that I not worry?"
"You're my best friend. I hate seeing you worried."
"The kiss?"
"Distraction." Hiro downed the rest of the beer. "I'm going to go see if the innkeeper has some smokes. I'm out." Once outside the room, Hiro leaned against the wall. He lightly stroked his lips with one finger. He had wanted to kiss Taipi for so long. Girls were great, but the thought of that boy left him craving something other than women's bodies.
Still in the room, Taipi lay down on the bed. He could still taste Hiro on his lips. He liked the taste. Beer and cigarettes weren't that romantic, but since it was Hiro, gods!, it was the best thing he'd ever tasted. When Hiro kissed him, Taipi had felt lighter than air. He wished it had meant something. He'd hungered for the shorter male for as long as he could remember.
`There was something there,` a little voice said. `In the kiss. Something more. Something hiro's not telling you.`
"No," Taipi muttered aloud. "No, it was just a distraction, like he said."
`Whatever,` the voice said. `But you weren't very receptive. Did you kiss back? No. Did you act like you liked it? No! You sat there. Just sat there! Kiss him when he gets back. See what he does.`
Taipi shook his head. Just then, the door opened and the voice took over his body. He slammed Hiro against the wall and kissed him fiercely.
"Whoa!" Hiro exclaimed. "What was that all about?"
"You stole a kiss from me," Taipi replied. "I'm stealing it back."
Taipi blinked and realized what he'd done. His cheeks turned a pale pink and he started to pull away.
"And where do you think you're going?" Hiro asked, wrapping his arms around Taipi. "You can't do something mondo sexy like that and just walk away."
Before Taipi could respond or react, Hiro had his lips on him. Taipi eagerly leaned into the kiss. When Hiro licked his bottom lip, Taipi happily opened his mouth. They pulled apart and Hiro nibbled Taipi's ear and traveled down his neck to nibble on his collarbone.
"Where is this leading to?" Taipi asked between small gasps of pleasure.
"Where ever you want it to," Hiro murmured into Taipi's neck.
"Can it lead to the bed? The floor is uncomfortable."
"Hell, yeah!"
With each stumbling step, Taipi felt Hiro grow harder and harder. They tumbled onto the bed. Hiro straddled Taipi's hips. Taipi tugged at Hiro's shirt, attempting to remove it, but he was at the wrong angle to do it. Hiro understood and took it off and started undressing Taipi. He soon had the pretty male naked beneath him. He drank in Taipi's body with his eyes.
"Hiro, you're looking at me the way Senga looks at food. Should I be worried?"
Hiro shrugged and ran his hands over Taipi's chest. "What can I say? I like what I see."
Taipi started to sit up.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Hiro protested, pushing him back down. "Where are you going?"
"I'm going to remove the rest of your clothes," Taipi replied as he wiggled out from under Hiro. He slowly slid Hiro's pants down his legs. He grinned when he saw there was no underwear, just Hiro. He lightly stroked Hiro's erection. "I can see why all the ladies love you."
"Ladies? What ladies? Forget ladies, I just want you." Hiro kicked his pants to the floor and pinned Taipi down. "Now, where's my bag?"
"On the other side of the room," Taipi said, pointing.
"Shit, why's it way over there?"
"Why do you need it?"
"Sex without lubricant hurts."
"Oh. You've done this before?"
Hiro blinked at him.
"With a man," Taipi added.
"Eh, once or twice," Hiro said. He lightly flicked his tongue over Taipi's nipple and slid off the bed. He hunted through his bag and produced a small tube, barely used. "And now, the sex!"
Taipi laughed as, in his hurry, Hiro stumbled over the pile of carelessly discarded clothes.
"Why are you laughing? If I'd fallen, you would have been disappointed. No sex with a broken dick." Hiro sat down on the bed and wiggled the tube. "Where am I going in?"
"You're the expert, you tell me."
"I think I'll make it up as I go."
"Good plan."
Hiro straddled Taipi's hips again and ran his tongue over Taipi's chest, paying special attention to the nipples. He loved the way Taipi's bare skin felt against his. Better than any fantasy he'd ever had. His tongue slowly moved its way down Taipi's body. He nibbled on the thighs before rolling his tongue over his penis.
Taipi moaned. "Oh, gods! Hiro, more!"
"More? Coming right up!" Hiro picked up the lubricant and spread a little on his finger. He circled the tip several times before plunging the finger into the penis. Taipi gasped sharply and arched his back. Hiro pushed his finger in, then pulled it almost out.
In and out.
In and out.
While continuing the thrusts, he spread lubricant on a second finger and wiggled it in next to the first. Taipi's gasps and pants grew louder and quicker. He yelled Hiro's name and shoved the fingers deeper, as deep as they would go. Hiro pulled his hand away and, quick as he could, smeared lubricant over his own penis and slid it into Taipi's waiting member. He slowly began the in-and-out motion again.
"Gods, Hiro, I don't break!" Taipi moaned. "Be rough!"
Hiro grinned and thrust hard. "Like that?" he asked, fiercely moving up and down. He assumed the moans and yells were a yes.
When Taipi came, they collapsed. Hiro slid his still erect penis out of Taipi's now soft one. He grabbed a small towel and wiped Taipi's gleaming chest.
"Time for a shower," Hiro said, wiping the lubricant from his fingers.
Taipi sat up. "But you haven't finished yet."
Hiro shrugged. "We can finish in the shower."
"Oh, no," Taipi argued, giving his famous Taipi Smile. "Sex isn't over until we both are done. It's only fair." He grabbed the towel and wiped the lubricant and semen from Hiro's penis. He then pushed him back on the bed and took him into his mouth.
Hiro moaned. "Well, if it's only fair."
Taipi worked his lips over every inch of skin. He slid his tongue in and out. Then, he removed his mouth and licked all over Hiro's stomach. His hand slithered up and began massaging the balls. He stroked Hiro's penis, letting his fingers dance over the skin.
Hiro tensed as his release came. He lay there, suddenly not wanting to get up. He pulled Taipi up into his arms. "That was great," he murmured. "I think I need a cigarette."
Taipi laughed softly. "I can't help but wonder," he mused. "What if Nika and Senga were to walk in right now?"
"Are you still worried about them? I thought I distracted you."
Taipi smiled. "Come on, lets go distract each other in the shower."
"Will we need lots of distraction as time goes on?"
"I believe we will."
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About a mile away, in another inn, Nika and Senga lay in bed, panting, covered in sweat and semen.
"I wonder if Hiro and Taipi are having as much fun as we are," Senga said, pulling himself tighter in Sanzo's arms.
"Doubt it," Nika replied.
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(1) baka saru- stupid monkey
Wow, only one Japanese word? Okay, two, but you know what I mean.
PLAESE REVIEW!!1! REVEW ARE LOVE!!!!
Rating- R
Genre- Romance/Humour (Well, I find it humourous.)
Summery- Taipi is worried. Nika and Senga have been gone too long. So Hiro distracts him. HiroTaipi one-shot lemon. R&R! --COMPLETE--
Disclaimer- I do not own Kiss my ft 2. I can't believe I still have to say this!
Warnings- Yaoi, yaoi, and more yaoi! Warningwarningwarning! There will be men having sex in this story. If you don't like this, why the hell did you open this story? I put in the summery lemon. Meaning I describe it! Okay, if after all this, you till read it and are shocked when the men start doing the naughty dance, you are a baka! My beta nearly killed herself for you, you better all apperciate her hard work!
Mindless Dribble- Shmoo.
"Words" -talk
`Words` -thought
(-)(-)(-) -scene change
(-)(-)(-)(-)
"Stop worrying!" Hiro said, taking one more drag before putting out his cigarette.
"I wish we hadn't let him go after Senga," Taipi murmured. "They've been gone too long."
"Baka saru (1) probably found some food and Nika can't get him away." Hiro lit another cigarette and leaned back in the chair.
"The rain is getting worse. I hope Nika found him."
Hiro stood and thrust a half-empty bottle of beer in Taipi's face. "Here, feel better."
"No, thank you," Taipi declined.
Hiro tossed the bottle on the chair. He held out the pack of cigarettes. "Want this?"
"Why?"
"I'm trying to get you to stop worrying."
"Beer and cigarettes?"
"I'm not very good at it."
"I can tell."
Silence filled the room.
"Damn it, Taipi, stop it!" Hiro slammed his fist against the wall. "They're fine!"
"How can you be sure?"
"I can't! But I know Nika and Senga and, as much as they
annoy me, I know they're tough and can make it. They probably found an inn or something."
Silence again.
"Taipi, I can hear you worry."
Silence. Hiro let out a frustrated sigh and stomped out his cigarette. He grabbed Taipi's face.
"Wha-?" Taipi started, but Hiro's lips silenced him.
"What was that for?" Taipi asked when they parted.
Hiro grinned. "Got your mind off of them, didn't it?"
"I'm sure there was another way to do it."
"Probably."
"Why are you so insistent that I not worry?"
"You're my best friend. I hate seeing you worried."
"The kiss?"
"Distraction." Hiro downed the rest of the beer. "I'm going to go see if the innkeeper has some smokes. I'm out." Once outside the room, Hiro leaned against the wall. He lightly stroked his lips with one finger. He had wanted to kiss Taipi for so long. Girls were great, but the thought of that boy left him craving something other than women's bodies.
Still in the room, Taipi lay down on the bed. He could still taste Hiro on his lips. He liked the taste. Beer and cigarettes weren't that romantic, but since it was Hiro, gods!, it was the best thing he'd ever tasted. When Hiro kissed him, Taipi had felt lighter than air. He wished it had meant something. He'd hungered for the shorter male for as long as he could remember.
`There was something there,` a little voice said. `In the kiss. Something more. Something hiro's not telling you.`
"No," Taipi muttered aloud. "No, it was just a distraction, like he said."
`Whatever,` the voice said. `But you weren't very receptive. Did you kiss back? No. Did you act like you liked it? No! You sat there. Just sat there! Kiss him when he gets back. See what he does.`
Taipi shook his head. Just then, the door opened and the voice took over his body. He slammed Hiro against the wall and kissed him fiercely.
"Whoa!" Hiro exclaimed. "What was that all about?"
"You stole a kiss from me," Taipi replied. "I'm stealing it back."
Taipi blinked and realized what he'd done. His cheeks turned a pale pink and he started to pull away.
"And where do you think you're going?" Hiro asked, wrapping his arms around Taipi. "You can't do something mondo sexy like that and just walk away."
Before Taipi could respond or react, Hiro had his lips on him. Taipi eagerly leaned into the kiss. When Hiro licked his bottom lip, Taipi happily opened his mouth. They pulled apart and Hiro nibbled Taipi's ear and traveled down his neck to nibble on his collarbone.
"Where is this leading to?" Taipi asked between small gasps of pleasure.
"Where ever you want it to," Hiro murmured into Taipi's neck.
"Can it lead to the bed? The floor is uncomfortable."
"Hell, yeah!"
With each stumbling step, Taipi felt Hiro grow harder and harder. They tumbled onto the bed. Hiro straddled Taipi's hips. Taipi tugged at Hiro's shirt, attempting to remove it, but he was at the wrong angle to do it. Hiro understood and took it off and started undressing Taipi. He soon had the pretty male naked beneath him. He drank in Taipi's body with his eyes.
"Hiro, you're looking at me the way Senga looks at food. Should I be worried?"
Hiro shrugged and ran his hands over Taipi's chest. "What can I say? I like what I see."
Taipi started to sit up.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Hiro protested, pushing him back down. "Where are you going?"
"I'm going to remove the rest of your clothes," Taipi replied as he wiggled out from under Hiro. He slowly slid Hiro's pants down his legs. He grinned when he saw there was no underwear, just Hiro. He lightly stroked Hiro's erection. "I can see why all the ladies love you."
"Ladies? What ladies? Forget ladies, I just want you." Hiro kicked his pants to the floor and pinned Taipi down. "Now, where's my bag?"
"On the other side of the room," Taipi said, pointing.
"Shit, why's it way over there?"
"Why do you need it?"
"Sex without lubricant hurts."
"Oh. You've done this before?"
Hiro blinked at him.
"With a man," Taipi added.
"Eh, once or twice," Hiro said. He lightly flicked his tongue over Taipi's nipple and slid off the bed. He hunted through his bag and produced a small tube, barely used. "And now, the sex!"
Taipi laughed as, in his hurry, Hiro stumbled over the pile of carelessly discarded clothes.
"Why are you laughing? If I'd fallen, you would have been disappointed. No sex with a broken dick." Hiro sat down on the bed and wiggled the tube. "Where am I going in?"
"You're the expert, you tell me."
"I think I'll make it up as I go."
"Good plan."
Hiro straddled Taipi's hips again and ran his tongue over Taipi's chest, paying special attention to the nipples. He loved the way Taipi's bare skin felt against his. Better than any fantasy he'd ever had. His tongue slowly moved its way down Taipi's body. He nibbled on the thighs before rolling his tongue over his penis.
Taipi moaned. "Oh, gods! Hiro, more!"
"More? Coming right up!" Hiro picked up the lubricant and spread a little on his finger. He circled the tip several times before plunging the finger into the penis. Taipi gasped sharply and arched his back. Hiro pushed his finger in, then pulled it almost out.
In and out.
In and out.
While continuing the thrusts, he spread lubricant on a second finger and wiggled it in next to the first. Taipi's gasps and pants grew louder and quicker. He yelled Hiro's name and shoved the fingers deeper, as deep as they would go. Hiro pulled his hand away and, quick as he could, smeared lubricant over his own penis and slid it into Taipi's waiting member. He slowly began the in-and-out motion again.
"Gods, Hiro, I don't break!" Taipi moaned. "Be rough!"
Hiro grinned and thrust hard. "Like that?" he asked, fiercely moving up and down. He assumed the moans and yells were a yes.
When Taipi came, they collapsed. Hiro slid his still erect penis out of Taipi's now soft one. He grabbed a small towel and wiped Taipi's gleaming chest.
"Time for a shower," Hiro said, wiping the lubricant from his fingers.
Taipi sat up. "But you haven't finished yet."
Hiro shrugged. "We can finish in the shower."
"Oh, no," Taipi argued, giving his famous Taipi Smile. "Sex isn't over until we both are done. It's only fair." He grabbed the towel and wiped the lubricant and semen from Hiro's penis. He then pushed him back on the bed and took him into his mouth.
Hiro moaned. "Well, if it's only fair."
Taipi worked his lips over every inch of skin. He slid his tongue in and out. Then, he removed his mouth and licked all over Hiro's stomach. His hand slithered up and began massaging the balls. He stroked Hiro's penis, letting his fingers dance over the skin.
Hiro tensed as his release came. He lay there, suddenly not wanting to get up. He pulled Taipi up into his arms. "That was great," he murmured. "I think I need a cigarette."
Taipi laughed softly. "I can't help but wonder," he mused. "What if Nika and Senga were to walk in right now?"
"Are you still worried about them? I thought I distracted you."
Taipi smiled. "Come on, lets go distract each other in the shower."
"Will we need lots of distraction as time goes on?"
"I believe we will."
(-)(-)(-)(-)
About a mile away, in another inn, Nika and Senga lay in bed, panting, covered in sweat and semen.
"I wonder if Hiro and Taipi are having as much fun as we are," Senga said, pulling himself tighter in Sanzo's arms.
"Doubt it," Nika replied.
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(1) baka saru- stupid monkey
Wow, only one Japanese word? Okay, two, but you know what I mean.
PLAESE REVIEW!!1! REVEW ARE LOVE!!!!