Carly's drunken rambling
Was at Carly's house on Friday and I randomly started typing what she was saying. Thus, this was born.
I love Glorfindel. Joe come here. Hi. Stop it. Come back here. Where's your bandana? And that was an accident. And the only reason I threatened him was because he peed on the couch. Aww. Have you just licked your crotch then licked my hand? Arrgh me matey. I bet some dogs have shoulders. Ah! He just licked my eye. Go pee on a rabbit. Can you clean my glasses? Come on, lick the glasses. I think he thinks I'm dead. I am trying to tell what's in the whicker basket by hearing it. A horseshoe, tax returns, and some nails. How do you get this out? Joe, open this. Open. Let's see if you can fit your head in it. Okay there are no nails but there's a pouch. Where's my root beer? We've got...um...creamed peach, Apry, ooo this is half empty. Oo. Clinky noise. I'm drinking a horse. This one says Leslie's bar. Man we have a fetish with horses here. Whiskey! Oh it's empty. I must have dranken it. Hey lets find out what bottle my fish is in because my brother drank a whole bottle of liquor and put a fish in it. Lets see what the fish and the dog make of each other. It's getting a change of scenery. Did I tell you it's called Jack Sparrow Mufasa Jesus Our Lord and Savior. Would you travel to the ends of the earth? Can you get drunk off root beer? I'm putting him back in his area of homeness. He lives and my pants are too big. Please give these coasters to Rebecca. What do you use this bowl for? Why is root beer not like beer? Speaker on. Speaker off. Speaker on. Voice. Huh. Speaker off. Speaker on and flip phone closed. Meow. Afugh. Afugh. Ow. Yeah I'm fine. But it's kinda fun when I...afugh! Marissa, fix the chair. Where is it? Floor in the den. Where is there exactly? It's in a fish tank? What? Well here's Todd's shirt. I think he wants that. Help me find it. Come on. I'm upset. I can't find Joe's bandana. Hey mom, do you think Caitlin's related to Steven Lynch? I meant search. I think you can get drunk off root beer. Usually I'm not this drunk.
I love Glorfindel. Joe come here. Hi. Stop it. Come back here. Where's your bandana? And that was an accident. And the only reason I threatened him was because he peed on the couch. Aww. Have you just licked your crotch then licked my hand? Arrgh me matey. I bet some dogs have shoulders. Ah! He just licked my eye. Go pee on a rabbit. Can you clean my glasses? Come on, lick the glasses. I think he thinks I'm dead. I am trying to tell what's in the whicker basket by hearing it. A horseshoe, tax returns, and some nails. How do you get this out? Joe, open this. Open. Let's see if you can fit your head in it. Okay there are no nails but there's a pouch. Where's my root beer? We've got...um...creamed peach, Apry, ooo this is half empty. Oo. Clinky noise. I'm drinking a horse. This one says Leslie's bar. Man we have a fetish with horses here. Whiskey! Oh it's empty. I must have dranken it. Hey lets find out what bottle my fish is in because my brother drank a whole bottle of liquor and put a fish in it. Lets see what the fish and the dog make of each other. It's getting a change of scenery. Did I tell you it's called Jack Sparrow Mufasa Jesus Our Lord and Savior. Would you travel to the ends of the earth? Can you get drunk off root beer? I'm putting him back in his area of homeness. He lives and my pants are too big. Please give these coasters to Rebecca. What do you use this bowl for? Why is root beer not like beer? Speaker on. Speaker off. Speaker on. Voice. Huh. Speaker off. Speaker on and flip phone closed. Meow. Afugh. Afugh. Ow. Yeah I'm fine. But it's kinda fun when I...afugh! Marissa, fix the chair. Where is it? Floor in the den. Where is there exactly? It's in a fish tank? What? Well here's Todd's shirt. I think he wants that. Help me find it. Come on. I'm upset. I can't find Joe's bandana. Hey mom, do you think Caitlin's related to Steven Lynch? I meant search. I think you can get drunk off root beer. Usually I'm not this drunk.