great new practical joke
Hey kids,
here's a great practical joke to play on a buddy today...
...wait untill he falls asleep,then..listen to this..hahaha..dip his hand..hahaa..in a bowl of warm sulfuric acid..tehe..belive me the look on his face when he wakes up and sees the skeletal remains of his hand is pricless..tahaha be sure to have a camera ready.
so I was riding along the streets and got to the point where I was so pissed at people that I came up with a series of Bumper Stickers For Other People's Car's.(assuming your mad at them and want them to get them back)
Heres the first one..
::I HATE COPS::
(try to argue your way out of that one.."hey love ur sticker there pal, wanna step out?)
::Bloods and Criples Can Kiss my.>::
heres one,
::I Have A Great BOdy...And IT's In My TrunK::
(once again not for me, but for other people's cars)
::IF I WHITE man Is Driving This Car Is Stolen::
::Rear ENd Me If YOu're Gay::
I'll keep you updated if I think of any other bumperstickers for assholes cars. mUahh ahha
well once again I have church/choir/class this week ah god, it never ends ..last week I had to get a body double. i mean have you ever gone to one of my churches services? It's like a time tunnel...
...
you come out of one, all your friends are dead..the world's ruled by apes..it's the longest thing you'll ever witness.Hey I guess everyone has to get it over with..phewww you can't even bring pillows to church caz its "disrespectful" maybe i'll just wear 5 pants.
oh boy.just thinking about next sunday makes me tired.
although nothing can beat last nights flags practice where we put to the test..the unanswered question since the dawn of time...
WHO HAS THE BIGGEST GHETTO BOOTY ON THE SQUAD..so we're all standing there infront of old people doing their daily excersise(walking around shs) and examining our bootys..I came in the lead.HAHA...beat that JLO..more like JWHO? wow laura tracy and I are tied for first..think of putting that one on a resume for college..
*president of student councel
*band member
*voted class president
*voted biggest ass on squad
*honor roll
well people with "smaller" boootys wouldn't understand what bigger bootied peopole go through I mean, when we bend down we poke someones eye out..although advantages are we never have to open doors with our hands..ahh god, enough talk about that subject..
LATERRRR
alligator
here's a great practical joke to play on a buddy today...
...wait untill he falls asleep,then..listen to this..hahaha..dip his hand..hahaa..in a bowl of warm sulfuric acid..tehe..belive me the look on his face when he wakes up and sees the skeletal remains of his hand is pricless..tahaha be sure to have a camera ready.
so I was riding along the streets and got to the point where I was so pissed at people that I came up with a series of Bumper Stickers For Other People's Car's.(assuming your mad at them and want them to get them back)
Heres the first one..
::I HATE COPS::
(try to argue your way out of that one.."hey love ur sticker there pal, wanna step out?)
::Bloods and Criples Can Kiss my.>::
heres one,
::I Have A Great BOdy...And IT's In My TrunK::
(once again not for me, but for other people's cars)
::IF I WHITE man Is Driving This Car Is Stolen::
::Rear ENd Me If YOu're Gay::
I'll keep you updated if I think of any other bumperstickers for assholes cars. mUahh ahha
well once again I have church/choir/class this week ah god, it never ends ..last week I had to get a body double. i mean have you ever gone to one of my churches services? It's like a time tunnel...
...
you come out of one, all your friends are dead..the world's ruled by apes..it's the longest thing you'll ever witness.Hey I guess everyone has to get it over with..phewww you can't even bring pillows to church caz its "disrespectful" maybe i'll just wear 5 pants.
oh boy.just thinking about next sunday makes me tired.
although nothing can beat last nights flags practice where we put to the test..the unanswered question since the dawn of time...
WHO HAS THE BIGGEST GHETTO BOOTY ON THE SQUAD..so we're all standing there infront of old people doing their daily excersise(walking around shs) and examining our bootys..I came in the lead.HAHA...beat that JLO..more like JWHO? wow laura tracy and I are tied for first..think of putting that one on a resume for college..
*president of student councel
*band member
*voted class president
*voted biggest ass on squad
*honor roll
well people with "smaller" boootys wouldn't understand what bigger bootied peopole go through I mean, when we bend down we poke someones eye out..although advantages are we never have to open doors with our hands..ahh god, enough talk about that subject..
LATERRRR
alligator