Did that llama just wave at me?
IF LIVEJOURNAL HAD NEVER EVEN EXISTED.
*gasp!* and then you think NO, oh I didn't mean to say that. Please forgive me oh mighty LiveJournal creators. And then you go home and unlock your diary and write a long entry titled 'My life sucks more than anyone could imagine' and moan about what an awful day you had. And maybe you write a cute little poem at the bottom in pretty pink font. I don't know, what am I, psychic? I'm just here to tell the stories. If you want candy go see the woman by the stairs.
So anyways. That was one group possibility. I mean, of course, I don't know how it would work. Because if all the people were hosting pageants, who would take part?
Sea lions? They have internet access, right?
Another group could be like Dieters. Don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with them. But would it maybe be better if they went to say DietJournal instead? Because ALL their entries could be about the same thing, and they would understand each other, and they could all sit in a virtual circle and sing songs about Weight Watchers, and count calories together whilst knitting extra large sweaters. (For their pet ELEPHANTS I mean, not because they are fat or anything.)
And hey, why can't we have groups for EVERYTHING! Yeah! This is so cool. We could have a ZooJournal where people like talk about their crazy pets. Look, there's Martha with her one-legged Puma who speaks French and occasional Hebrew. And hey! It's Jerry! Jerry with the Giant Computer Eating Moth that can turn into a bowl of carrots! Whoa! All the amazing incredible animals can come together at this fantastic site!
So I am all in favour of ZooJournal. And then we could have other stuff. Like maybe CelebrityJournal. Where all the celebrity diarys can go.
I advise you to sign up for these quick, they are gonna be way popular. Do you think the ZJ will accept my unicorn? I don't know, I think it's kinda boring. Maybe if I painted him blue?
*gasp!* and then you think NO, oh I didn't mean to say that. Please forgive me oh mighty LiveJournal creators. And then you go home and unlock your diary and write a long entry titled 'My life sucks more than anyone could imagine' and moan about what an awful day you had. And maybe you write a cute little poem at the bottom in pretty pink font. I don't know, what am I, psychic? I'm just here to tell the stories. If you want candy go see the woman by the stairs.
So anyways. That was one group possibility. I mean, of course, I don't know how it would work. Because if all the people were hosting pageants, who would take part?
Sea lions? They have internet access, right?
Another group could be like Dieters. Don't get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with them. But would it maybe be better if they went to say DietJournal instead? Because ALL their entries could be about the same thing, and they would understand each other, and they could all sit in a virtual circle and sing songs about Weight Watchers, and count calories together whilst knitting extra large sweaters. (For their pet ELEPHANTS I mean, not because they are fat or anything.)
And hey, why can't we have groups for EVERYTHING! Yeah! This is so cool. We could have a ZooJournal where people like talk about their crazy pets. Look, there's Martha with her one-legged Puma who speaks French and occasional Hebrew. And hey! It's Jerry! Jerry with the Giant Computer Eating Moth that can turn into a bowl of carrots! Whoa! All the amazing incredible animals can come together at this fantastic site!
So I am all in favour of ZooJournal. And then we could have other stuff. Like maybe CelebrityJournal. Where all the celebrity diarys can go.
I advise you to sign up for these quick, they are gonna be way popular. Do you think the ZJ will accept my unicorn? I don't know, I think it's kinda boring. Maybe if I painted him blue?