Things to do before your life is over

Dec 16, 2005 18:25

Katharine and Nadia, I think only you two will recognize these!(Think English)
-Speak Italian to a really hott Italian guy
-Have sex in the bathroom of the Four Seasons/Ritz Plaza
-Get rained on in a rainforest
-Drive a racecar in the desert
-Swim (preferably naked) with dolphins
-Get excommunitcated on purpose
-Flash a bishop
-Climb a little mountain but still claim it with a flag
-Drive a convertible in the rain
-Drive a convertible with long hair and don't get mauled by it (? lol)
-Get a trucker license, get a truck, and drive around talking to all the other truckers
-Kiss a teacher
-Get ordained online
-Work in a shoe factory
-Dig a really deep hole
-Skydive
-Convince a guy to get your name tatooed on him
-Be on a game show
-Learn to do the splits
-Turn a gay guy straight
-Find a thug to be my best friend, preferably a black thug
-Do the macarena naked in a public place
-Get every student in school to ditch for a day
-Have kids and name them traumatizing names (Lafuanda, Lebron, etc)
-Convince a teacher you're schizophrenic
-Say no to an Ivy League School
-Go to all seven continents
-Start a bar fight
-Go to a strip club
-Get fired for doing something reallyyyy bad
-Drink and dial your boss
-Spend the day with a homeless person
-Have sex in an airplane bathroom
-Go duck hunting
-Go to a Scrabble tournament
-Run for president
-Commit an indescretion in every state
-Ride an ostrich
-Shave your head
-Ride a horse naked in protest
-Do "partyboy" to someone in a grocery store
-Fail the SATs on purpose
-Learn how to break dance
-Go and participate in a dance-off like in You Got Served
-Grab both buttcheeks of a random guy in the hallway
-Be blind for a week
-Be like Flan the Man and get a DUI on a bike
-Take a vow of silence for a month
-Have random sex with someone who doesn't speak English (um that one could be really bad)
-Shoplift from the .99 Store
Since there's like 4 sheets left, another installment is to come later. Oh and all the ones that mention sex or being naked are katharines. Thanks for that contribution Katharine. :)
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