[ voicemail to various people ]
[ This is backdated to the morning of the 14th. Please observe Kunsel's complete and utter state of panic. The first few are to Sion. ]
[ New message. ]
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai.
Pick up your phooooooooooooonnnnnnne.
Do you know what day it--
...
No, of course you don't. Crap.
...Sai, I need you man!
IS THAT A MARBOLO I SEE OVER YONDER?
...
[ End of message. ]
[ New message. ]
Dammit, just pick up!
I could've been eaten by now, Sai! What kind of friend are you?
THE HEARTLESS KIND!
I'm leaving you and I'm taking the egg!
[ End of message. ]
[ New message. ]
Where are you?
...SWEET PRESIDENT SHINRA ON A POGO STICK, IS THAT ROSIE MAKING OUT WITH A TURK?
...
You're dead, aren't you?
You left me all alone to take care of this baby. You and Zack both. I see how it is.
I'll just move back in with my mom.
I don't need any of you!
[ End of message. ]
[ New message. ]
Seriously man, what gives? Did you go suddenly deaf?
Are you secretly in love with me and have harbored these scandalous feelings all these years, and covertly went out shopping for our engagement rings?
Are you seeing someone behind my back?
...
You know, you, Zack, and Angeal all disappearing at the same time is suddenly very suspicious. On Bloom's Day to boot.
Fine, I'll just give all your gifts to Tifa. At least she's nice to me. [ Sniff. ]
[ End of message. ]
[ New message. ]
...uh, Sai, you know I was only goofing off the last couple messages, right? Call me back when you get this. Geez, I go out for one day and everybody goes missing. Is there a secret Firsts meeting going on or something?
[ End of message. ]
[ Message for Angeal. ]
Angela, babe! Um. You're okay, right? Uh. Give me a call?
[ End of message. ]
[ Message for Zack. ]
[ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the silence, it is deafening. The line goes dead again. Sorry, sexy. He couldn't think of anything to say. All those butterflies you know. ]
[ End of message. ]
[ New message. ]
Oops, sorry about the last one Zacky. Must've hit mute on my phone or something. Just wanted to check in, tell you I'm fine, all that. Hope you are too. Give me a call when you get a chance, okay? Um. Happy Blooms Day.
Oh-- And the egg's fine too. Misses you, though. It told me so.
Uh, that's all.
...
[ End of message. ]
[ Message for Tifa. ]
Hey, lovely lady. Is there a good time for me to stop by, or should I just show up?
[ End of message. ]
[ New message. ]
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai.
Pick up your phooooooooooooonnnnnnne.
Do you know what day it--
...
No, of course you don't. Crap.
...Sai, I need you man!
IS THAT A MARBOLO I SEE OVER YONDER?
...
[ End of message. ]
[ New message. ]
Dammit, just pick up!
I could've been eaten by now, Sai! What kind of friend are you?
THE HEARTLESS KIND!
I'm leaving you and I'm taking the egg!
[ End of message. ]
[ New message. ]
Where are you?
...SWEET PRESIDENT SHINRA ON A POGO STICK, IS THAT ROSIE MAKING OUT WITH A TURK?
...
You're dead, aren't you?
You left me all alone to take care of this baby. You and Zack both. I see how it is.
I'll just move back in with my mom.
I don't need any of you!
[ End of message. ]
[ New message. ]
Seriously man, what gives? Did you go suddenly deaf?
Are you secretly in love with me and have harbored these scandalous feelings all these years, and covertly went out shopping for our engagement rings?
Are you seeing someone behind my back?
...
You know, you, Zack, and Angeal all disappearing at the same time is suddenly very suspicious. On Bloom's Day to boot.
Fine, I'll just give all your gifts to Tifa. At least she's nice to me. [ Sniff. ]
[ End of message. ]
[ New message. ]
...uh, Sai, you know I was only goofing off the last couple messages, right? Call me back when you get this. Geez, I go out for one day and everybody goes missing. Is there a secret Firsts meeting going on or something?
[ End of message. ]
[ Message for Angeal. ]
Angela, babe! Um. You're okay, right? Uh. Give me a call?
[ End of message. ]
[ Message for Zack. ]
[ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . the silence, it is deafening. The line goes dead again. Sorry, sexy. He couldn't think of anything to say. All those butterflies you know. ]
[ End of message. ]
[ New message. ]
Oops, sorry about the last one Zacky. Must've hit mute on my phone or something. Just wanted to check in, tell you I'm fine, all that. Hope you are too. Give me a call when you get a chance, okay? Um. Happy Blooms Day.
Oh-- And the egg's fine too. Misses you, though. It told me so.
Uh, that's all.
...
[ End of message. ]
[ Message for Tifa. ]
Hey, lovely lady. Is there a good time for me to stop by, or should I just show up?
[ End of message. ]