Warning - May Contain Traces Of Douche

[iluisaaa]

1. Enrolment for Vic Uni was today. Omfg, it was THE most traumatic thing I have done in a while. Let me tell you. We went to the wrong campus, so had to find our way to the proper campus. JFC, traumatic!!!! To make matters worse, it was 382647512645C today, (IDK how hot that is in F, lmao). I got my ID card, and oooh my lord above, I don't think I

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[iluisaaa]

1. It wasn't really anyone's fault. We just rocked up at the wrong place. IDK, it was an ~adventure. Nahhh, we didnt get there late. Probably, 15 minutes early? OMG WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WOMAN? I TELL YOU EVERYTHING. You're on some crack, woman. Yeah, skank it up, why the hell not. The campus is old. I don't particuarly see anything ~great about it, but, eh, whatever. It's a building.

I don't really believe in myself. IDK, I'm scared shitless that they're going to ask me a question (a simple one) and I'm not going to have ANY sort of clue wtf the answer is. I can't cope, on my own. I CANNOT COPE! I know how you feel, with the locker thing. I hate going out of my ~comfort zone, and asking people questions. I hate asking foreign people questions. I hate calling people, as well. Even though they don't know who I am, lmao. I'M PROUD OF YOU, BB. FOR STANDING UP IN CLASS, I AM SO PROUD! :'''')

I think I do need Hiti. She's what holds me together, most days. IDK, I bitch and moan, but, IDK, I really don't know. I'm pathetic, I know that, lol. I CAN'T COPE!!!! I probably do underestimate myself, but most times, I honestly don't believe I can do half the shit I probably could do, but, eh, whatever.

FACT:I don't hold my shit together, AT ALL.

2. Yeah, I think she likes it. She doesn't like the heat, which is making her even more shittier. HDU
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3. Vista is a piece of shit. It's always fucking up. Pisses me off, to no bloody end.

GOD, FINE, DEFRIEND ME, GO, DO IT. I DARE YOU.

4. SRS BSNS is an understatment for what that Comm. has become, js. I never hated Twilight, but I respected the lulz of it. I really did. The posts are a waste of my time now. They're all the same. IDK, I think I'm being pedantic.

Cliques = DNW

due to what someone did with a particular member we don't really appreciate's account. I WONDER WHO YOU COULD BE SPEAKING OF?? haha

5. Today, honestly, my day felt so, IDK, ~strange. I'm used to talking to you aaaaaaaaall day; every day. I'm sorry I didn't text you a lot today. As soon as we got to Hiti's, I gt my phone out and texted you :)

NGL, it made me sad that you weren't happy.

I'm glad you have nearly finished your fic. I am realllllly happy you have!!! It makes me happy that you're happy.

BATMAN AND BRUCE ARE BOTH SEXY MOFO'S. YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF WHILST YOU SLEEP how creeepy did that sound, lmfao

I enjoy bitching with you. It's fun! It's great that we can ~relate to our mothers. The problems we have! No one relates to this shit I relate to - except YOU! :)

I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR USERNAME. WTF ARE YOU ON ABOUT! STOP TAKING CRACK IN BETWEEN YOUR CLASSES. IT'S HAVING A NEGATIVE EFFECT ON YOUR ~BRAIN!

turtles pwn polar bears. js

[bluesunsets]

1. WHERE IS THE FLOWERY WORDS OF ROMANCE?

Dude, in Modern History, they were talking, and I didn't know anything about the obviously general knowledge~ questions. I NEVER DO. I only signed up for the class because Ancient is boring and I want to know about shit that can affect me now.

Also: no. BRB kidnapping Hiti so you can realise you can handle your shit. AND YOU ARE NOT PATHETIC, GOSH. I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH TITANIC.

2. HDU. The heat makes me shitty, because it makes me sleepy. Hah, rhyme.

3. I don't know what Vista is. Oh, look, the rock I live under.

REQUIRES TOO MUCH EFFORT. But if you ask nicely ...

4. The posts are the same. Just recycable (omg how do you spell it?) like paper. I never respected anything in this franchise. I think that makes me a bad~ person.

I AM SO CRYPTIC.

5. UGH, MY DAYS ARE WEIRD WITHOUT YOU. Aw, Hiti. Did it piss her off? Point for me if it did, jsyk. :)

AW. I WILL MAKE SURE I AM NOT SAD, THEN.

IKR IKR OMG IKR. It's GETTING THERE BECAUSE OF YOU. When I post it you'll get a mention~.

I INCLUDED HIM AS A REFERENCE IN MY CREATIVE WRITING~ THING. Never.

:D WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER, JS. LIKE PUZZLE PIECES. I am the one with the butt on it.

MY MSN USERNAME OH MY GOD. D: But my dealer said it'd make me POSIMISTIC!

You are a tortoise, gtfo. Caterpillars pwn turtles.

[iluisaaa]

1. i have no flowery words of romance. ANDY IS LOSING AND THE UMPIRES ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING, WHICH IS MAKING ME SHITTY.

Ancient history - ngl, i would find it as boring as hell.

donut kidnap hiti :( I WOULD BE SO LOST, lmfao

2. you're a poet and you didn't even know it. ooooh LAME!

3. vista is a windows operating system. you know how my start button is more ~modern to yours? yeah, because i run vista, you run XP. :)

4. I LIKE IT WHEN YOU'RE ~CRYPTIC

5. I dunno if it pissed her off, tbh. she was in a good mood today, ngl.

A MENTION!?!!? yay! i feel ~speshul.

WE WERE MADE FOR EACHOTHER. FATED, IF YOU WILL :)

I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR MSN NAME!

turtles pwn all

[bluesunsets]

1. Being an umpire isn't a job - not unless you're sexy.

Ancient History is so over taught. I am more interested in stuff that actually matters and has affected our world, not some Pharaoh's.

NO YOU WOULDN'T.

3. BUT XP IS BETTER THAN VISTA?

4. THERE IS A BUN IN THE OVEN. Oh snap at my criptic skills.

5. ... o.0 She is plotting something.

MORE THAN A MENTION. But I am being 4. here. ;)

FATED.

Potatoes.

[iluisaaa]

1. umpires arent sexy

YES I WOULD

3. yes, xp is better than vista

4. stop being cryptic its giving me a headache

5. everyone is plotting something against me

EVERYONE

fated, indeed.