Oct 23, 2011 11:29
[A feed snaps on to the face of a Pikachu. In the background is a half-panicked:]
No... no, no...
[The Pikachu blinks, calls "Pi-kaa?" and turns the camera to an old man aimlessly and roughly pacing in circles. He feels at his side for a moment, then shifts focus outward to every bit of his surroundings all at once, looking all around, up in the air, at the houses, just about everywhere but the vicinity of the camera.]
You must be joking with me...
Enough of these games! Show yourself - it's you and me! Come on - I'll - fight you without my sword if I have to!
Come on! I am ready for you this time!
No more tricks!
Come ON!
Aughh - fine!
[A very huffy groan. He seems to give up on - whatever he's yelling about, shoulders sag, head shakes, takes a few heavy breaths.]
That thing hasn't resisted toying with challengers so far, 's probably waiting for me to get comfortable... I'll have a look around and see how long it takes for this quaint little village scene to go to hell... You - what're you doing with that? Give me that...
[He's finally noticed the Pokemon, and in a few seconds the 'Gear's changed hands. The human flinches a little on aiming the screen at himself - reassured that looking at it isn't going to do any harm, he appears to be inspecting it.
And then losing interest and pocketing it with a sigh.] Might be a lead to something... assuming this even is another one of the creature's head-games. Whatever it is, it's - not what I expected from death, at any rate.
i tire of these mind games,
(poke)baaaaahhhhwllls,
what heresy is this,
how's albion doing...?,
help i'm alive,
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