001 >> VIDEO -- DAY
[the Portal clicks on to video with no person in sight. In fact, it's just a floor. The floor of the Kurosaki Clinic, for those who are really that attentive to detail. The camera is a little shaky and unfocused, but mostly following a black speck.
The black speck comes into focus as a jumping spider, making its way diligently across the floor! So determined. Behind the camera, the user is humming tunelessly, occasionally humming something that sounds less like nonsense and more like "the Itsy Bitsy Spider". The voice humming has a weird sort of distortion to it, too; anyone having heard Ichigo while wearing his full Vizard mask might recognize it.
The humming and the spider-watching continues for about 10 minutes as the spider makes his way across the floor and into a crack in the wall]
Aww. He got away.
[more fumbling and then a click. Blackness for a few seconds, then the camera turns on again.
This time, it clearly shows the Portal's owner; Kurosaki Ichigo!
Wait.
Since when is Ichigo all white with such creepy eyes and an even creepier voice? He even has a blue mouth and fangs. The hell is this?
The white Ichigo looks bored, and he's laying in a pile of pillows stacked on a beanbag and holding the Portal above him so that it's looking down on him and his "nest". He's got a chicken bone in his mouth; a bucket of fried chicken on one side and a pile of bones on a napkin next to it. All the bones have been cracked open, sucked on and chewed to sweet oblivion]
So, what do you people in this stupid dream world do for fun when there's no monsters to fight, huh? I'm bored out of my MIND. There's only so many spiders I can watch. What kind of food do you all like ta eat? I want some suggestions! I decided I like fried chicken. What else? Tasting stuff is amazing!!
The black speck comes into focus as a jumping spider, making its way diligently across the floor! So determined. Behind the camera, the user is humming tunelessly, occasionally humming something that sounds less like nonsense and more like "the Itsy Bitsy Spider". The voice humming has a weird sort of distortion to it, too; anyone having heard Ichigo while wearing his full Vizard mask might recognize it.
The humming and the spider-watching continues for about 10 minutes as the spider makes his way across the floor and into a crack in the wall]
Aww. He got away.
[more fumbling and then a click. Blackness for a few seconds, then the camera turns on again.
This time, it clearly shows the Portal's owner; Kurosaki Ichigo!
Wait.
Since when is Ichigo all white with such creepy eyes and an even creepier voice? He even has a blue mouth and fangs. The hell is this?
The white Ichigo looks bored, and he's laying in a pile of pillows stacked on a beanbag and holding the Portal above him so that it's looking down on him and his "nest". He's got a chicken bone in his mouth; a bucket of fried chicken on one side and a pile of bones on a napkin next to it. All the bones have been cracked open, sucked on and chewed to sweet oblivion]
So, what do you people in this stupid dream world do for fun when there's no monsters to fight, huh? I'm bored out of my MIND. There's only so many spiders I can watch. What kind of food do you all like ta eat? I want some suggestions! I decided I like fried chicken. What else? Tasting stuff is amazing!!