[The video starts off broadcasting Tony's lair the workshop, the man grinning and looking very chipper and pleased with himself as he reclines comfortably, something in one hand.]
Okay ladies and gents, boys and girls I'm not even touching this spouting verse with a ten foot pole because that? That's not my area of expertise but what I will say is Happy Valentine's Day, enjoy it and be safe.
To all interested parties, I'll hold that movie night sooner rather than later, once all the cupids and pink things and lovey-dovey stuff is out the way.
[And then he grins at the screen and there's the clunk of a heavy bottle - the PORTAL shows about half the label and that's some good quality champagne right there - before something white comes into view. Something underwear shaped.
Something with a big strawberry printed on it.]
Pepper, Happy Valetine's. Why don't you come over to pick up your gift?
[He winks at the screen and shuts the connection off.]