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Feb 13, 2011 16:14

[He looks much nicer and even more charming than usual. The hat is gone. He is clearly on the balcony of his apartment again.]

My lady, I have not been able to cease thinking about you for days. I wish to know why you are tormenting me so. Your lips speak soft sweetness; your touch a cool caress. I am lost in your magic; my heart beats within your ( Read more... )

soul eater evans: soul eater, edward elric: fullmetal alchemist, *jarlaxle baenre: forgotten realms, shirley mcallister: original character

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fuckmyaltitude February 15 2011, 03:22:12 UTC

[ LAUGHING. LAUGHING AT YOU SO HARD, BRO. ]

showmeshinies February 15 2011, 03:29:25 UTC

[He's coming home right now, and he's going to find you and kill you.]

1/2 fuckmyaltitude February 15 2011, 03:32:01 UTC

[ THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL FACE, FFFF, OH MAN. ]

2/2 fuckmyaltitude February 15 2011, 03:33:31 UTC

[ Drugged up on love like that, Jarlaxle? Maybe if your poetry's particularly terrible. ]

showmeshinies February 15 2011, 03:39:37 UTC

[Is Ed home? He'd better hope he's not, 'cause if he is, Jarlaxle's going to spout some very angry poetry at him.]

fuckmyaltitude February 15 2011, 03:42:36 UTC

[ ON A HORSE? How charming! Do hie thee hence. ]

showmeshinies February 15 2011, 03:50:41 UTC

[Of course. He does own one, after all. Oh, he's home now. That's him quietly sneaking up the stairs and then leaning against a wall and waiting for Ed to turn and spot him.]

fuckmyaltitude February 15 2011, 04:03:11 UTC

[ Doing dishes! Try not to break the good china, okay? ]

What's in a name? That which we call a horseman would by any other name smell as stale~

Or some crap? Good luck wooing the go... [ no no no no no she's not what the fuck she's not but for the purposes of teasing the floormate ] goddess of love like that.

showmeshinies February 15 2011, 04:13:15 UTC

I take it you weren't shot?

[Shit. Here it comes again.]

I could feel the heat mounting
like my body was engaging itself
in a charred war,
leaving no word without a weapon.

fuckmyaltitude February 15 2011, 04:48:57 UTC

[ Mock-cowers behind a plate, trills: ]

Oh, I'm so scared. I prithee cease, your words so wound me.

[ But getting back to business. ]

Can't get shot by something that shou -- doesn't exist.

showmeshinies February 15 2011, 04:59:51 UTC

[Jarlaxle moves to take a seat at the table, watching Ed do the dishes.]

Are you even breathing?
Do you even see?

[With some force of will, he manages to stop himself from finishing it.]

I saw them with my own eyes after I spent ages being magically coerced to spout love poetry at a stranger. This is ridiculous.

fuckmyaltitude February 15 2011, 23:16:18 UTC

That'd [ referring to the breathing, seeing ] be the reason I'm having a hard time dealing with this "magic" and "Cupid" stuff. No Valentine's Day to celebrate in Amestris.

[ Not that he's, you know, having an easier time reconciling himself with the fact he's been stuck in his own head in Prom for a month. Ed holds up a dish. ]

You want to help, maybe?

showmeshinies February 16 2011, 07:08:07 UTC

[Jarlaxle makes a show out of sighing, stretching, and coming over to rinse and dry the dishes for Ed.]

I showed your brother a bit of magic. Perhaps I ought to do the same for you.

fuckmyaltitude February 17 2011, 02:34:42 UTC

[ He pauses -- ]

When'd you talk to my brother?

[ -- but soon gets back to sponging. ]

I've been thinking about your... magic, actually, and while I was fighting this guy the other day something [ besides dirt and fire ] hit me. Your magic has rules, right? Physical properties? Because for a while I thought I was doing alchemy here -- which follows its own principles, duh -- but if we can imagine whatever we want, materially, why can't we just be imagining we're doing that magic, that alchemy, along with all of its limitations? If we just let go of the idea we were transmuting or... conjuring things and thought we were imagining them instead, wouldn't that theoretically get rid of those limitations?

[ Deep, deep inside, that's partly Ed trying to rationalize the "magic" he's seen in Prom, Jarlaxle. Gotta have the little things make logical sense. ]

showmeshinies February 17 2011, 02:37:23 UTC

It was awhile ago.

[Jarlaxle shrugs it off to focus on the more important things. Good point.]

I'm personally rather reluctant to try it on the off chance it gets out of hand. However, I could speak to my brother about it. It might be that he would be a more capable person to test your hypothesis.

fuckmyaltitude February 17 2011, 02:48:45 UTC

If you even think about getting my little brother involved in... whatever Stark's doing and whatever you're up to --

[ -- and Ed scrubs the plate so hard it cracks. Take that as a hint, Jarlaxle! ]

Sure. Let me know how his experiment goes. Any chance I'll get to meet your brother? I've heard so much about him, after all.

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