001 ♥ Wake up in the Morning ♥ Day ♥ Video

[cyprian_swan]

[The video clicks on. One can see a sunsplashed bed, the stained glass making patterns over the rumpled sheets. A very beautiful woman is smiling at the screen, bare shoulders caressed by blonde waves and the sheet drawn up oh so modestly. Housemates feel free to note a very divine/otherworldly presence on the third floor of house eight.]Oh, good

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[gumshoewizard]

[Harry is going to look at his PORTAL, staring at Dite's face, then playing the message back again. Radiant, inhuman beauty? Check. Plainly egotistical? Check. Demanding things to be catered to her out the door? Check. His body already starting to tingle a little bit? Check.

Yup, Aphrodite. Aphrodite, Goddess of Love was in Promenade.

While Harry doesn't have any...*ahem*...hands on experiences with sex and love goddesses, he knows enough about the world and about the ancient deities to know that his best way of handling this was to go back to bed and avoid the ever loving hell out of her.

So that's what he's going to do, because he hasn't had breakfast or coffee yet and its too damn early for this.]

[cyprian_swan]

[It is never to early for Aphrodite.]

[gumshoewizard]

[That sounds like the jingle for a perfume brand.]

[cyprian_swan]

[Who knows? It might have been~]

[gumshoewizard]

[Considering that Odin runs a supernatural security business in his world, wouldn't be too much of a surprise to know that The Mighty Dite had her fingers in the fashion industry.]

[cyprian_swan]

[And that wasn't exactly the total sum of her involvement in mortal affairs~]

[gumshoewizard]

[Well, there's also sex therapists, the porn industry and the multitude of self help books about love, sex, and weight loss. And lets not forget Viagra.]

[cyprian_swan]

[La Dite is a busy girl~]

[gumshoewizard]

[The advent of the internet must've been incredible for her.]

[cyprian_swan]

[Oh you had no idea~]