006 | Night | Text [backdated to before Exile announcement]
AS IF I DIDN'T NEED TO ACTUALLY SEE HOW DISGUSTING HUMAN CHILDREN ARE.
THANKS, CITY. THANKS A TON. I DEFINITELY NEEDED AN ABUNDANCE OF SMALL, BLUBBERING, DROOLING GRUBS WHEREVER I TURN.
ALSO, IT FEELS PRETTY EMPTY AROUND HERE LATELY.
I CAN'T ENTIRELY COMPLAIN, IT MEANS LESS HEADACHE-INDUCING BULLSHIT TO DEAL WITH ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS.
BUT IF THERE'S APPARENTLY A HUGE GODDAMN SUCCESSFUL WAVE OUT OF HERE, HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NOT JUMPED SHIP AND SAID FAREWELL TO YOU SUCKERS YET?
[Locked to trolls | Hackable]
OK GUYS.
;DKASHG
WAIT, SHIT.
[Locked to trolls + rest of homestuck cast | Hackable]
OK I GUESS I SHOULD LET YOU GUYS IN ON THIS TOO OR SOMETHING.
LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.
FIRST OF ALL, I STILL HATE YOU, AND ALL OF YOU COULD MELT IN A POT OF BOILING LAVA AND I WOULDN'T GIVE A FUCK.
BUT SINCE WE'RE ALL STUCK HERE ANYWAY AND WE'RE ATTEMPTING TO GO BACK TO OUR OWN WORLDS, WE MIGHT AS WELL WORK TOGETHER FOR NOW.
UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO WHINE AND SAY
OH, NO KARKAT, WHY WOULD I WANT TO WORK ALONGSIDE YOU GUYS? I'M TOO MUCH OF A COOL DOUCHEBAG TO EVEN CONSIDER ASSOCIATING MYSELF WITH YOUR FILTH
IN WHICH CASE, FUCK YOU AND GET OUT RIGHT NOW. YOU'LL SAVE US BOTH A TON OF FRUSTRATION.
SO I REALLY DON'T NEED TO STATE THAT THERE'S BEEN A HUGE MASS EXODUS OUT OF HERE.
SEVERAL, ACTUALLY, IF THE CURRENT POINTLESS PINING CLOGGING UP THE FEED IS ANYTHING TO GO ON.
AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! WE'RE STILL SITTING RIGHT HERE, TWIDDLING OUR THUMBS AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT CRUDE ANATOMY THE CLOUDS ARE SHAPED LIKE IF YOU TILT YOUR HEAD JUST THE RIGHT WAY.
ADMITTEDLY, I HAVEN'T BEEN AS ON TOP OF THIS LATELY AS I SHOULD BE, BETWEEN KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF MONSTERS AND TRYING NOT TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF BABIES AND EVERYTHING HAPPENING IN BETWEEN.
MEANWHILE, MORE THAN HALF OF US HAVE TAKEN OFF WITHOUT A WORD, AND A HANDFUL MORE HAVE LEFT AND COME BACK, SOME OF YOU REMEMBERING THINGS, SOME OF YOU NOT REMEMBERING SHIT.
SO
I GUESS
I DON'T KNOW
I DON'T WANT TO THINK THIS SHIT IS RANDOM, BUT I CAN'T SEE ANY PATTERN IN THIS.
ANYWAY SO THIS ISN'T COMPLETELY POINTLESS.
HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS *ARE* STILL HERE? I THINK I STILL KNOW WHO IS AND ISN'T, BUT THERE'S STILL A BUNCH OF YOU THAT I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM IN A WHILE.
THANKS, CITY. THANKS A TON. I DEFINITELY NEEDED AN ABUNDANCE OF SMALL, BLUBBERING, DROOLING GRUBS WHEREVER I TURN.
ALSO, IT FEELS PRETTY EMPTY AROUND HERE LATELY.
I CAN'T ENTIRELY COMPLAIN, IT MEANS LESS HEADACHE-INDUCING BULLSHIT TO DEAL WITH ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS.
BUT IF THERE'S APPARENTLY A HUGE GODDAMN SUCCESSFUL WAVE OUT OF HERE, HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NOT JUMPED SHIP AND SAID FAREWELL TO YOU SUCKERS YET?
[Locked to trolls | Hackable]
OK GUYS.
;DKASHG
WAIT, SHIT.
[Locked to trolls + rest of homestuck cast | Hackable]
OK I GUESS I SHOULD LET YOU GUYS IN ON THIS TOO OR SOMETHING.
LET'S GET THIS STRAIGHT.
FIRST OF ALL, I STILL HATE YOU, AND ALL OF YOU COULD MELT IN A POT OF BOILING LAVA AND I WOULDN'T GIVE A FUCK.
BUT SINCE WE'RE ALL STUCK HERE ANYWAY AND WE'RE ATTEMPTING TO GO BACK TO OUR OWN WORLDS, WE MIGHT AS WELL WORK TOGETHER FOR NOW.
UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO WHINE AND SAY
OH, NO KARKAT, WHY WOULD I WANT TO WORK ALONGSIDE YOU GUYS? I'M TOO MUCH OF A COOL DOUCHEBAG TO EVEN CONSIDER ASSOCIATING MYSELF WITH YOUR FILTH
IN WHICH CASE, FUCK YOU AND GET OUT RIGHT NOW. YOU'LL SAVE US BOTH A TON OF FRUSTRATION.
SO I REALLY DON'T NEED TO STATE THAT THERE'S BEEN A HUGE MASS EXODUS OUT OF HERE.
SEVERAL, ACTUALLY, IF THE CURRENT POINTLESS PINING CLOGGING UP THE FEED IS ANYTHING TO GO ON.
AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT! WE'RE STILL SITTING RIGHT HERE, TWIDDLING OUR THUMBS AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT CRUDE ANATOMY THE CLOUDS ARE SHAPED LIKE IF YOU TILT YOUR HEAD JUST THE RIGHT WAY.
ADMITTEDLY, I HAVEN'T BEEN AS ON TOP OF THIS LATELY AS I SHOULD BE, BETWEEN KICKING THE SHIT OUT OF MONSTERS AND TRYING NOT TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF BABIES AND EVERYTHING HAPPENING IN BETWEEN.
MEANWHILE, MORE THAN HALF OF US HAVE TAKEN OFF WITHOUT A WORD, AND A HANDFUL MORE HAVE LEFT AND COME BACK, SOME OF YOU REMEMBERING THINGS, SOME OF YOU NOT REMEMBERING SHIT.
SO
I GUESS
I DON'T KNOW
I DON'T WANT TO THINK THIS SHIT IS RANDOM, BUT I CAN'T SEE ANY PATTERN IN THIS.
ANYWAY SO THIS ISN'T COMPLETELY POINTLESS.
HOW MANY OF YOU GUYS *ARE* STILL HERE? I THINK I STILL KNOW WHO IS AND ISN'T, BUT THERE'S STILL A BUNCH OF YOU THAT I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM IN A WHILE.