002 α VIDEO | DAY (BACKTAGGED TO DE-AGING EVENT)
Hi, my name is Private Church from the...uh, well, you'll see. There's something I'd like to talk to all of you about.
[Well guess who has a face. Well, not really a face. It's a helmet that bobs up and down with each word. But it's nice to finally put a visual to a voice all the same.]
But you know, first I'd just like to say that this isn't some kind of forced vacation where I get to lay back and drink one of those fruity drinks with the little umbrella things all day. You guys got some pretty fucked up stuff going on here. Not just one thing, but a couple of them in the short time I've been here. Gotta say, I'm feeling kind of gypped.
...Anyway, I wanted to show you guys something.
[Church's helmet dominates the video for a second before it swings out and shows a broad view of this canyon from the perspective of Blue Base. But it's only his half of the canyon that can be seen with any kind of clarity.]
This is the place I was stationed at for a few years. Don't know how it got here, but there it is. It has...rocks and dirt and...a weird tree and there's a red base and a blue base. It's kind of a thing around here. I'm on Blue Base...because I'm Blue. No surprise there.
[The view then shifts downward near his feet so that part of the top of the base, where he's just chilling, can be seen.]
And this here's the base. Inside's on the inside, and outside's right here. And uh...this is it. Yeah.
[There is a shift in view, and now it's back to Church.]
So I showed you that to tell you this: never, ever go here. Seriously, this place is forbidden - off-limits - so don't even try. And if you are stupid enough to trespass, you're gonna get a bullet right between the eyes. Don't say I didn't warn ya!
[And there's his sniper rifle! OHHH HE MEANS SERIOUS BUSINESS...or he would if he could actually hit anything with it.]
There is no get the fuck on Church's lawn, and there will be no get the fuck on Church's lawn, so just get the fuck off.
[He turns to address something off-screen.]
...No seriously, get the fuck off my lawn.
[[ ooc if any characters want to be on Church's lawn, let's action that baby up!! ]]
[Well guess who has a face. Well, not really a face. It's a helmet that bobs up and down with each word. But it's nice to finally put a visual to a voice all the same.]
But you know, first I'd just like to say that this isn't some kind of forced vacation where I get to lay back and drink one of those fruity drinks with the little umbrella things all day. You guys got some pretty fucked up stuff going on here. Not just one thing, but a couple of them in the short time I've been here. Gotta say, I'm feeling kind of gypped.
...Anyway, I wanted to show you guys something.
[Church's helmet dominates the video for a second before it swings out and shows a broad view of this canyon from the perspective of Blue Base. But it's only his half of the canyon that can be seen with any kind of clarity.]
This is the place I was stationed at for a few years. Don't know how it got here, but there it is. It has...rocks and dirt and...a weird tree and there's a red base and a blue base. It's kind of a thing around here. I'm on Blue Base...because I'm Blue. No surprise there.
[The view then shifts downward near his feet so that part of the top of the base, where he's just chilling, can be seen.]
And this here's the base. Inside's on the inside, and outside's right here. And uh...this is it. Yeah.
[There is a shift in view, and now it's back to Church.]
So I showed you that to tell you this: never, ever go here. Seriously, this place is forbidden - off-limits - so don't even try. And if you are stupid enough to trespass, you're gonna get a bullet right between the eyes. Don't say I didn't warn ya!
[And there's his sniper rifle! OHHH HE MEANS SERIOUS BUSINESS...or he would if he could actually hit anything with it.]
There is no get the fuck on Church's lawn, and there will be no get the fuck on Church's lawn, so just get the fuck off.
[He turns to address something off-screen.]
...No seriously, get the fuck off my lawn.
[[ ooc if any characters want to be on Church's lawn, let's action that baby up!! ]]