[grumble grumble he could get laid if he wanted to]
It's not my well-being I'm worried about here. Well, okay, a little, but you've never met Serena and Lily van der Woodsen. It just doesn't feel right to leave them when I know they're getting themselves in trouble back home.
[Dean switches to video for a moment, his hair is in disarray and he looks like he just woke up. In response to all that he gives you a VERY dramatic shrug, palms up toward the sky, and a snide grin to match.]
Deal with it? I've spent the better part of my life dealing with it, okay? It just happens to be the messes that they stir up and I wouldn't be able to live with myself if something happened to them while I wasn't there.
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But I wouldn't pray for it. Who knows what's gonna happen here.
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But if I'm gone too long, my mother will call in the CIA. And I wish I was kidding.
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[grumble grumble he could get laid if he wanted to]
It's not my well-being I'm worried about here. Well, okay, a little, but you've never met Serena and Lily van der Woodsen. It just doesn't feel right to leave them when I know they're getting themselves in trouble back home.
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Look at all the fucks I give.
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Thanks. You've been very helpful.
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Shit happens, life sucks, and a majority of the time you're gonna have to pony up and deal with it.
Don't waste time by living in the what if's.
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[Pause.]
[And he'd be swearing right now if he was the swearing type.]
Why is this happening to me...
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