o1. day. video/text.

[sunslam]

[The video feed pops on. Now that's a stunning sight to behold -- a sprite, an orange bird ghost-looking being, floating, wearing a mask of cheap feathers, similar to the design of Big Bird on Sesame Street.]

Goddammit. Look's like I'm done for. Dead for, whatever.

[The strange being fumbles for something. It's a PORTAL -- he turns it on, typing--]

because there i was
back from the biggest fight of my doomed life
cant the universe show a little sympathy
give me a break???
i cant even enjoy the pure irony of this stupid mask

[And just like that, he stops typing.]

I hope they serve apple juice in hell.