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[jr_medbot]

[The video feed is turned off, and to those that know what to look for an odd encrypted ping and search command is sent out before audio takes over]]This is a all a bit hard to believe and a bit frazzling of processors. I never thought I would find it odd that humans know who I am like they do here, but this is clearly not Earth or any of the other

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Text; Sorry I'm late to the party ;o;

[stand_witness]

[ ....wut? ]

Designation and function?
Data prompt: Rodimus Prime?

[ Only because he is so very confused is Soundwave even STOOPING to speaking with another Autobot. That, and leaving this part, at least, free to view. ]

[Text] tis a okay I fell asleep after posting this anyways so herp

[jr_medbot]

[Aid would give you a wut right back. Because this should be common knowledge by his standards.]

First Aid, Chief Medical Officer.

The current Prime and leader of the Autobots after the demise of Optimus Prime.

[He'd feel special for such an honor...until he finds out who you are.]

text; locked |D;;;

[stand_witness]

[ There's actually no reply for a fairly significant amount of time. Optimus Prime is dead? When did that happen? ....WHAT HAVE I MISSED BACK HOME?!

Data, he needs it. ]

Related data: "demise", "Optimus Prime"

[text; locked]

[jr_medbot]

[This is starting sound familiar in a way...only without the mechanical monotone. But he's optimistic that this is just someone he hasn't met yet and not a Decepticon.]

He was one of the many casualties when the Decepticon forces attempted to lay siege to Autobot City after fatally wounding Megatron.

Text; Yes children, he is freaking out enough to forget to lock something

[stand_witness]

[ On the other hand THIS reply comes almost as soon as "fatally wounding Megatron" pops up on screen. Welcome to Soundwave's one weak spot. ]

LIE! AUTOBOT LIES!

Megatron_Lord fully functional, and operating at optimal capacity, no lingering battle damage recorded on Cybertron, pre, or post Wartime!

[ /FREAK OUT COMMENCE. ]

[Text]

[jr_medbot]

[Woah, wait, oh Primus this isn't a good thing.]

Decepticon. I am not lying many of your forces that were stationed on earth will tell you that as well. He was the one gave the killing blow to Optimus Prime.

[And yet he still attempts to be polite in this and just not stop talking.]

[Text]

[stand_witness]

[ That's...what...no, that's not possible! How could they have even-- it defies all sense, and logic when he left one crisis situation on earth, only for there to be a concurrent crisis on Cybertron? Last he checked, his home planet is still dark, still dead, and both Megatron, and Optimus Prime were...okay, well, grant you he didn't exactly know their condition.

Hence the crisis.

But...it's not physically possible to have constructed a new Space Bridge in the time Soundwave's been unaccountable, and therefore this must all be Autobot propaganda ( but to what purpose? ), and Megatron is alive and well. But in danger. Definitely dangerous...

...Wait, where were we?

Sorry for the comm silence, Aid. ]

[Text]

[jr_medbot]

[Aid is just going to quietly freak for a bit, but then that stupid need of his to help people kicks in. Factions, what are those?]

It was not a day either side was victorious in. I am unaware of just why you were not aware of this, but perhaps due to our common distress of being in an unknown environment we can set aside the factions just for now to work together.

text; Now locked. Nigh unhackable. Seriously.

[stand_witness]

Lies.

Assessment: ID; First Aid unknown, spreading propganda, forcing dissent
Possibly suffering damage to Processor, memory files

[ No, Aid. Don't pity him. Never pity him. And if there is ever to be any "setting aside of differences" it will be on Decepticon terms. Not because he is stranded in the middle of enemy territory. ]

[Audio because he's trying to convince here, but he keeps your encryption]

[jr_medbot]

I have no reason to lie about such a thing. Why would I lie about losing Optimus Prime? Or Ratchet? Ironhide, Wheeljack, Red Alert, Prowl, Brawn, Windcharger...

Our side lost so many, why would I make their deaths into propaganda? What for?

[He can try, no one ever said he was smart when it came to Decepticon mindsets.]

[text] Encrypted, because he's not ABOUT to leak anymore weaknesses

[stand_witness]

...Autobot designation Wheeljack still functional.

[ Though not for lack of trying. ]

Death in battle hardly tragedy.
Only expendable assets listed.

[text] Encrypted the damage has been done already

[jr_medbot]

A lost of a life is always a tragedy. They were friends and mentors, they weren't just sparkless drones that you can replace without any thought.

[Autobot logic.]

[stand_witness]

[ Sorry, he's not even gracing that nonsense with a reply. The comm finally goes dead while Soundwave picks up the shattered remains of his reputation.

GJ FIRST AID. No seriously, you've managed to do what no one else has in your first conversation. ]

[jr_medbot]

[Aid is actually surprise it took this long for a Decepticon to stop talking to him.

Just think what he might do if they ever speak again?]

[text] Encrypted

[notglitching]

[He shouldn't, he shouldn't... well. Maybe he should. It seems like Soundwave's done glitching for the moment. On open channels, at least.]

Data appreciated.

Query. Autonomous psychological aptitude: lacking?

Absence of subject: Soundwave followed by termination: Megatron.
Conclusion: function invalidated.
Drone useless.

[text] Encrypted

[stand_witness]

[ ...Going to find you, and reprogram you as a desktop clock, Rinzler. Can you feel the level of hate radiating through the PORTAL? CAN YOU? ]

Enemy propaganda does not constitute efficient or factual data.
Assessments premature.
Megatron_Lord none of your concern.

[ Now go away while Soundwave plots the demise of medic-bots. ]