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[serket8itch]

[The PORTAL comes on to show an unfamiliar (to most) place; fairly dark and if it were an outside view it would show a castle-like structure but instead it shows the interior of the respiteblock of her hive; grey floors, grey walls; a huge black poster with a purple axe word FLARP, spreadsheets and the sketch of the best FLARP character eeeeeeeever

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[gumshoewizard]

You ever seen Star Wars?

[serket8itch]

Star Wars? Nope.

[gumshoewizard]

[See this, Vriska? Harry's steepling his hands together. This is the look of a man who sees a tender young mind, untainted by bad movies and Michael Bay. He sees someone to bequeath the classics to. Priceless gems of nerditry that the next generation can carry with them and learn from. Or something like that.]

Well, gonna have to fix that. But only the original trilogy. The prequels will be saved for a night when you need something to mock and make fun of to make yourself feel better.

[serket8itch]

[She will mimic your pose Harry but forgive her if her left eye perhaps looks suspicious, as if she is looking through things. But sadly, this mind is not so tender and she will probably like Darth Vader the most.]

So what's Star Wars all about then? I'm not wasting my time with lame things. And why are the prequels for mocking?

[Facts she must know. She'll probably watch things though, she doesn't have much else to do with her time right now.]

[gumshoewizard]

[That wont be much of a surprise, he's a fan of Han Solo himself. If he's lucky, she might get a crush on Harrison Ford and not Nic Cage.]

Its about rebellion. A galactic empire and good versus evil. About growing up and robots.

The prequels are to be mocked because they turned a badass villain into a whiny jerkass. And the acting was terrible.

[serket8itch]

[Nope, Nic Cage forever Harry, do not dare blaspheme against the Nic of Time okay.]

I need to see this. [Not 'want' but 'need' because that actually sounds really awesome.]

Why would they do that? If they come before? That is duuuuuuuumb.

[gumshoewizard]

[Ahh, but he's confident that Harrison Ford's roguish grin and brazen irreverence just may capture her heart.]

I think I can find the movie somewhere around here.

The prequels were made decades after the originals. Mostly for more money.

[serket8itch]

[John was the one to instill the love of Nic Cage in her which is why all other challengers will fail to turn all eight pupils she possesses into little red hearts.]

You could dream them up if you know them.

[gumshoewizard]

Yeah, but I tend to make tech created in the last fifty years go haywire. Be kinda useless to dream them up and then make them into fancy coasters after a few minutes.

[serket8itch]

Whaaaaaaaat?

[EXPLAIN SIR YOU MAKE NO SENSE.]

[gumshoewizard]

Wizards and technology dont mix well. Especially new, delicate, sensitive technology.

[serket8itch]

Being a wizard sounds really fucking lame then.

[gumshoewizard]

It has its draw backs. I can't own a DvD player, but I get to blow things up a lot.

[serket8itch]

Don't the people around you just hate you for blowing their stuff up?

[gumshoewizard]

...Sometimes. Most of the people who know me learn to turn off their cell phones and computers after a while.

Actually, I saved a friend's life once blowing up her car.

[serket8itch]

Is your life just one ridiculous story of explosions after the other?