Shirley||001||voice||day
People in house twelve, this is Shirley, making a quick courtesy call after the unpleasantness, indie horror film, call it whatever you want that we all witnessed a couple of days ago - would anyone of you mind if I cast a ward spell on the house? I mean, it might not help too much but it's for peace of mind. This is also the part where I realise that I've spoken to maybe two of you. Apologies there for being a terrible housemate.
If you're not in house twelve but still want to ask, feel free. If you're going to freak the hell out because [and here she puts on an accent of a terrified old historian who is stuffy and English or something along those lines for the next few words] 'jings, crivens, what ho! Magic' then I reserve the right to roll my eyes and contemplate kicking you somewhere it's going to hurt in my pointiest heels.
Filtered to Jarlaxle||Hackable
About those physical traps, I really think I'd like to discuss them properly.
If you're not in house twelve but still want to ask, feel free. If you're going to freak the hell out because [and here she puts on an accent of a terrified old historian who is stuffy and English or something along those lines for the next few words] 'jings, crivens, what ho! Magic' then I reserve the right to roll my eyes and contemplate kicking you somewhere it's going to hurt in my pointiest heels.
Filtered to Jarlaxle||Hackable
About those physical traps, I really think I'd like to discuss them properly.