17 ☀ Day; "Accidental" Video ( Knock Out posted this on purpose, and you know it )
[ The portal kicks on to a worm’s eye view of...well, what looks like a parking lot? Yeah, that’s asphalt, and it looks like some sort of super-sized auto body shop. The large bay doors are open, with a certain Decepticon lounging in the little parking lot like he’s at a masseuse.Yes, that’s Knock Out. And Yes, that’s Ichigo with a sponge in hand, wiping down the chest plating he’s standing on. What? Knock Out’s a huge mech, and it’s a lot easier to just climb up to to get at those windows, and stuff.
Knock Out doesn’t seem to care there’s a human standing on him. He’s even got some sheet metal cut into a vague ‘sunglasses’ shape over his optics. Negligently, almost, he raises a hand, and reaches down to pick up a huge 50 gallon drum of soapy water, and pours it all over himself....and Ichigo included. ]
Now don’t forget that marvelous little rag you brought before you wax. Mm, I must find more of these ‘shammy cloths’, preferably a little larger~..”
[ Ichigo is left sputtering, and coughing from being doused, but Knock Out does get the pleasure of a sodden shirt being stripped, and thrown at his face hard enough to dislodge those makeshift sunglasses. ]
Don’t push it! You douse me like that again, and I’m gonna carve “Dumbass” right into that plating on your head!
[ Knockout seems irritated his ‘glasses’ got dislodged, but with a mild ‘tsk’ and removing the shirt with two fingers as though it might be contaminated, simply tucked his mechanical arms behind his head, and went back to lounging. ]
Yes, yes. So sorry and all that. [ No he isn’t, but he does actually look mildly worried about that threat for a second. ]
[ Ichigo just scowls, hops down off of Knock Out’s abdomen, and starts hosing off the soapy water. ]
Oh, no, no, that tickles~!
[ The hose just got thrown at Knock Out, too, and now Ichigo is looking pretty indignant. ]
OI! No more saying weird stuff! I told you to quit that, damnitt!
[ Knock Out uses a finger to lift his makeshift sunglasses, and even for a sentient robotic organism, look about as smarmy as it gets. ]
But it’s just the truth. Or is there some other squ-- I mean human meaning for the word?
[ Ichigo just...blushes, and angrily grabs the hose again. ]
Roll over and just shut the hell up already.
[ OOC: Had a bad day, and needed some lulz. ENJOY THE TROLLING~ ]
Knock Out doesn’t seem to care there’s a human standing on him. He’s even got some sheet metal cut into a vague ‘sunglasses’ shape over his optics. Negligently, almost, he raises a hand, and reaches down to pick up a huge 50 gallon drum of soapy water, and pours it all over himself....and Ichigo included. ]
Now don’t forget that marvelous little rag you brought before you wax. Mm, I must find more of these ‘shammy cloths’, preferably a little larger~..”
[ Ichigo is left sputtering, and coughing from being doused, but Knock Out does get the pleasure of a sodden shirt being stripped, and thrown at his face hard enough to dislodge those makeshift sunglasses. ]
Don’t push it! You douse me like that again, and I’m gonna carve “Dumbass” right into that plating on your head!
[ Knockout seems irritated his ‘glasses’ got dislodged, but with a mild ‘tsk’ and removing the shirt with two fingers as though it might be contaminated, simply tucked his mechanical arms behind his head, and went back to lounging. ]
Yes, yes. So sorry and all that. [ No he isn’t, but he does actually look mildly worried about that threat for a second. ]
[ Ichigo just scowls, hops down off of Knock Out’s abdomen, and starts hosing off the soapy water. ]
Oh, no, no, that tickles~!
[ The hose just got thrown at Knock Out, too, and now Ichigo is looking pretty indignant. ]
OI! No more saying weird stuff! I told you to quit that, damnitt!
[ Knock Out uses a finger to lift his makeshift sunglasses, and even for a sentient robotic organism, look about as smarmy as it gets. ]
But it’s just the truth. Or is there some other squ-- I mean human meaning for the word?
[ Ichigo just...blushes, and angrily grabs the hose again. ]
Roll over and just shut the hell up already.
[ OOC: Had a bad day, and needed some lulz. ENJOY THE TROLLING~ ]