fourth mark // video (day)

[feycarved]

[For once, the video feed coming from Elijah's PORTAL appears to be wholly intentional.] Right. Uh. [He glances away from the camera for a moment, rubbing the back of his neck; he's clearly still not used to addressing others with this thing.] I'm sure some of y'all already know this, but back where I'm from, we got these critters called fey-

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[hypercarnivore]

[Because fuck if he's going to answer questions about his teeth if it comes up, so might as well keep it to voice.]

Can't say I know much, but. We're got fairies. Really tiny, bloody stupid.

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[feycarved]

[That makes him snort.] Sounds like every fairy I ever seen.

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[hypercarnivore]

Things get themselves killed if there's only a few of 'em. 'Course, sometimes they play pranks and people end up dyin', but ya can just squish them like insects.

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[feycarved]

That's good to know. [Especially considering the fairies he's used to dealing with tend to be far more difficult to deal with.] Anything more dangerous than that?

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[hypercarnivore]

Uh, the only real big danger they do is when they swarm, they fuckin' swarm. And suddenly seem a shitload smarter. But ya'd need a lot of fairies for that.

...I dunno, dragons? And there's some scary mutated things out there back home in some places.

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[feycarved]

Dragons, huh... [But he's not quite so worried about those.] What kinda "scary mutated things" are we talkin' here?

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[hypercarnivore]

Some of them just animals with extra limbs and stuff. And then ya get shit that can make ya hallucinate or turn invisible and other crazy things.

[...this is admittedly second hand information, but better safe than sorry.]

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[feycarved]

Switchtails an' things, then... [He's taking down notes on this.] Any other "crazy things" worth mention?

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[hypercarnivore]

Not that I can rmember. Shit's pretty smart though.