011 [Accidental Video/Action // Day]

[hypercarnivore]

[Fabian can be seen in the park today, at least according to the video feed! There is this sitting in his lap and getting pets and it is enjoying them.]

Who's a good boy, yes you are, yes you are --

[If you're actually at the park, you can find Fabian sitting at a bench, watching the Eevee run around. He looks happy. Clearly, the word is ending.]

Comments

video;

[ultimarecipe]

Sounds like the egg finally hatched.

[ muahahahahaha totally not snickering. ]

video;

[hypercarnivore]

[-- WHY ARE THERE PEOPLE COMMENTING.]

Fuck.

[And then the Eevee is looking up at him in confusion and he's shushing at it NO YOU DID NOT HEAR ANYTHING --]

video;

[ultimarecipe]

That's another bad word, isn't it?

[ he's gotta write these down ]

video;

[hypercarnivore]

Ya really are serious 'bout it, huh.

video;

[ultimarecipe]

Yup!

D'ya name him yet?

video;

[hypercarnivore]

His name's Raf.

video;

[ultimarecipe]

So did he just hatch? Hey, Raf! [ waves at the Eevee when it's in sight. ]

Re: video;

[hypercarnivore]

Few days ago.

[IT HEARS IT'S NAME oh boy oh boy LOOKING AT THE PORTAL!!]

video;

[ultimarecipe]

Oh--hey, boy!

So you've gotta walk it and stuff, huh?

video;

[hypercarnivore]

Yeah. Hyperactive and all.

video;

[ultimarecipe]

Can you teach him tricks?

video;

[hypercarnivore]

I want to.

video;

[ultimarecipe]

You should probably get treats and a clicking thing. That's what dog trainers have, right? ...

Is it a dog or a cat? It's really fluffy, but it kind of looks like a dog...

video;

[hypercarnivore]

Clickin' thing?

...I dunno, kinda looka like a fox to me.

video;

[ultimarecipe]

Yeah! Sometimes dogs really like the clicking sound. I dunno why.

How'dyou train a fox, then? ... can you train a fox?