15 ☀ Day; Video + Residents Filter // Old Fight Club Lock
[ The video opens up to a pair of familiar faces. It's Ichigo, and Madsen sitting at their ease in front of what looks like Ichigo's desk at the clinic. Madsen has her boots propped on the top of the table, and is smirking at the camera. ]
Alright. I know this is ironic as hell, but for right now, bear with us.
Because, before the whole damn network got trolled, me, and Madsen had this idea. A lot of people have come, and gone since then, but with all the new people, we figured it was time to talk about it one last time.
And only this one time..
[ Sitting forward, Ichigo points at the camera with a smirk. ]
The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. No one wants to end up stuck in the Unnatural over this.
The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!
Third rule of Fight Club: Someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. If you ignore this rule, or "conveniently" forget it, you will be mobbed by every single member at once. And we won't stop when you yell for it, either.
Fourth rule: Only one fight at a time, kids. Even if you've got a tag team, we're not looking for a slaughter.
Fifth rule: No killing. None. At all. It's Fight Club, not Gladiator.
Sixth rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
Seventh rule: If you are assigned a tagteam opponent, me, and Madsen will decide for you. Do not jump into another person's fight. If you do, you will be mobbed.
And the eighth and final rule: if it's your first time at Fight Club--
You have to fight.
[ Madsen takes her boots off the desk, and nudges Ichigo with her boot heel. ]
Oh yeah. And we know about the irony of all this. And hey, Genero? If you're watching this?
[ Ichigo, and Madsen actually say it together, with Ichigo giving a one-fingered salute at the camera. ]
FUCK YOU!
((OOC: Madsen, and Ichigo. Those who signed up please be aware that the match roster is done, and we have just enough to make one-on-one even(ish) matches right now. IF YOU WANT TO GET IN ON THIS PLEASE HIT UP THE OOC POST! ))
Alright. I know this is ironic as hell, but for right now, bear with us.
Because, before the whole damn network got trolled, me, and Madsen had this idea. A lot of people have come, and gone since then, but with all the new people, we figured it was time to talk about it one last time.
And only this one time..
[ Sitting forward, Ichigo points at the camera with a smirk. ]
The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. No one wants to end up stuck in the Unnatural over this.
The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club!
Third rule of Fight Club: Someone yells "stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. If you ignore this rule, or "conveniently" forget it, you will be mobbed by every single member at once. And we won't stop when you yell for it, either.
Fourth rule: Only one fight at a time, kids. Even if you've got a tag team, we're not looking for a slaughter.
Fifth rule: No killing. None. At all. It's Fight Club, not Gladiator.
Sixth rule: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
Seventh rule: If you are assigned a tagteam opponent, me, and Madsen will decide for you. Do not jump into another person's fight. If you do, you will be mobbed.
And the eighth and final rule: if it's your first time at Fight Club--
You have to fight.
[ Madsen takes her boots off the desk, and nudges Ichigo with her boot heel. ]
Oh yeah. And we know about the irony of all this. And hey, Genero? If you're watching this?
[ Ichigo, and Madsen actually say it together, with Ichigo giving a one-fingered salute at the camera. ]
FUCK YOU!
((OOC: Madsen, and Ichigo. Those who signed up please be aware that the match roster is done, and we have just enough to make one-on-one even(ish) matches right now. IF YOU WANT TO GET IN ON THIS PLEASE HIT UP THE OOC POST! ))