[The portal opens with the video function. A small, pixie-ish face behind a
multi-coloured mask. is squinting into the screen. It pulls back a little to reveal a thatch of pink hair in messy spikes.]Look, I'm not completely sure why I've been dragged here suddenly. I'm sure it's for something totally important, too! But I kinda sorta thought that I
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Really now, jelly beans? If you were serious about wanting help, you should be offering real treats, like cabbage tarts!
Nevertheless, I think I might be able to help you. The important thing to know is that this is some sort of dream.
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I've never had a cabbage tart! Are they good?
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It does get terribly complicated once you start learning the rules, however. So disappointing.
And I simply have to make you some cabbage tarts! Jelly beans are just garbage in comparison!
My name is Morticia Addams, my dear. It's nice to meet you!
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Do we just keep on going back home? I mean, there are kind of things I need to be doing. Back home.
I'm Dulcie. I'd like that, yeah.
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I've decided I'm glad it's here to show me the children are well. Perhaps it's only an aspect of this dream as well, but I'd like to hope that it's true when I see them happy.
Miss Effy did explain that she returned home, once, but did not understand how it happened or how she came to return here I'm afraid. You may have to ask her for more details; I've only been here for a day myself.
And as soon as I find my way to a kitchen, Miss Dulcie, I'll bake some for you! I'd discovered that simply dreaming up foodstuffs doesn't have the right taste here.
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She manages a smile, small but proud after a moment's wavering.]
Yes. Two lovely children, dear Pugsley is eight, and darling Wednesday is five. They're our pride and joy.
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[A short pause and then mMrticia manages to find the words to add]
Miss Dulcie... on your back.... are those...?
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