NIGHT || TENEKA
[Have you ever felt your mind go completely blank? Like it's one big, empty, endless void of nothingness for a split second or so?
Well, anyone listening to this TENEKA broadcast is going to feel that. For much longer than a split second. It's like you're being overcome with the nothing in your brain.
Then, abruptly! Thoughts!!!]
Oh. My. God. SOMEONE STOLE THE SUN. And also the snow. And also - my talking powers! I keep opening my mouth and there are no words coming out! I think there is a term for that and it is called shyness.
But I am not sneezing, so I don't think I have caught the shyness. This is very-- [DRAMATIC GASP.] SAND!
[Now there is mostly silence, as Caboose has spotted the beach and is now heading off to play in it. Yes. The entire beach. Be prepared for more idiocy if you dare talk to him.]
Well, anyone listening to this TENEKA broadcast is going to feel that. For much longer than a split second. It's like you're being overcome with the nothing in your brain.
Then, abruptly! Thoughts!!!]
Oh. My. God. SOMEONE STOLE THE SUN. And also the snow. And also - my talking powers! I keep opening my mouth and there are no words coming out! I think there is a term for that and it is called shyness.
But I am not sneezing, so I don't think I have caught the shyness. This is very-- [DRAMATIC GASP.] SAND!
[Now there is mostly silence, as Caboose has spotted the beach and is now heading off to play in it. Yes. The entire beach. Be prepared for more idiocy if you dare talk to him.]