[Action | Day]

[gokaizoku]

[Today, in the main roads of Promenade, a goddamn megazord is walking down the streets, towering over... well, everything. Every so often, it will stop, and a man will jump out of it, shouting at anyone nearby.]

Oi. Which way is it to those Forbidden whatevers?

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[starshipcommand]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

[gokaizoku]

Oi.

[starshipcommand]

Dude, that is so cool!

[gokaizoku]

Obviously.

[starshipcommand]

What are you, a Power Ranger or something?

[gokaizoku]

What's a Power Ranger?

[starshipcommand]

It's a -- ... Nevermind.

[gokaizoku]

Now that you've said that, I want to know.

[starshipcommand]

They wear cheesy spandex outfits in bright colors, do crappy martial arts, and ride around in giant robots like that [points to the megazord] to combat evil forces in even cheesier outfits and the cheesiest voices in all of voice acting.

[gokaizoku]

... Sounds like a bad imitation.

[starshipcommand]

Wh -- [Jim laughs and shakes his head. This place, man. This place.] You know what, I'm not sure I want to know.

[gokaizoku]

Aa, it doesn't matter. I'm a pirate, not a... whatever you said.

[starshipcommand]

A pirate?

[gokaizoku]

That's right.

[starshipcommand]

Badass.

[gokaizoku]

Of course. A pirate wouldn't be any other way.

[EXCEPT FOR BASCO BECAUSE HE'S A PRICK]