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OK LISTEN UP, IDIOTS. I HAVE ANOTHER QUESTION FOR YOU ALL, AND YOU BETTER ACTUALLY BE USEFUL THIS TIME.
THIS MEANS NO COMMENTING ON HOW I WAS A HOOFBEAST A FEW WEEKS BACK, NO PESTERING ME ABOUT HOW I FUCKING TYPE, AND DEFINITELY NO COMPARING ME TO THE OTHER TROLLS AROUND HERE.
ANY OF THE ABOVE EARNS YOU ONE TICKET TO A FLAMING PARADISE FULL OF FUCK YOU.
ALSO, IF ANY OF YOU ARE ACTUALLY CONSIDERING TEREZI'S OFFER TO HIT ME *FOR* YOU, STOP. RIGHT NOW. SHE IS ABSOLUTELY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS, AND NONE OF US NEED TO BOTHER PLAYING HER STUPID LITTLE GAMES. JUST CARRY ON WITH ADMIRING THE GRASS GROW OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU IDIOTS DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME, AND WE'LL ALL BE BETTER PEOPLE FOR IT.
IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT HER OFFER, THEN CONTINUE ALONG IN YOUR IGNORANCE. YOU'RE NOT MISSING ANYTHING SPECIAL.
RIGHT. SO. BACK ON TRACK HERE. THE QUESTION.
IT'S BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HUMANS REFUSE TO ANSWER ANYTHING THAT'S ASKED OF YOU, UNLESS THE PERSON DOING THE QUESTIONING DOES IT IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T HURT YOUR POOR SENSITIVE FEELINGS.
SO, AS MUCH AS IT MAKES ME WANT TO CHOKE ON MY OWN BULGE TO EVEN CONSIDER THIS, I'M GOING TO TRY SOME OF YOUR HUMAN POLITENESS FOR THIS QUESTION.
I'LL ASK MY QUESTION, YOU'LL GIVE ME THE ANSWER, AND WE'LL BOTH SHARE A MOMENT OF SOOTHING MATURITY. IF YOU'RE CAPABLE OF THAT, ANYWAY.
SHIT, WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING WITH THIS. NONE OF YOU FUCKNUTS EVER GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER!
IT'S ALWAYS BLUHBLUH YOU SOUND LIKE ERIDAN, BLUHBLUH YOU'RE A BRAT, BLUHBLUH I CAN'T THINK OF AN INTELLIGENT RESPONSE SO I'M GOING TO INSULT YOU.
SERIOUSLY HOW DO ANY OF YOU EVEN COMMUNICATE TO EACH OTHER. SOME OF YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THAN THE OTHER TROLLS I KNOW!
BUT I DIGRESS. TIME TO PUT THIS QUESTION TRAIN BACK ON ITS TRACKS, AND HOPEFULLY INTO YOUR THINK PANS WHERE YOU CAN GIVE ME AN ANSWER.
I'VE BEEN SPENDING THE LAST FEW WEEKS IN THIS CITY LOOKING FOR AN EXIT DOOR. AS YOU ALL HAVE UNFORTUNATELY TOLD ME BEFORE, THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ONE.
BUT PEOPLE HAVE LEFT THE CITY, SO THERE'S STILL DEFINITELY A WAY OUT, AND NONE OF YOU CAN DENY THAT.
SIMPLE LOGIC DICTATES THAT IF THERE'S A WAY IN, THERE'S SURE AS HELL AN EXIT, AND I'M STILL GOING TO FIND IT.
SO INSTEAD OF ASKING YOU WHERE THE EXIT IS, I'M GOING TO ASK IF YOU'VE FOUND ANYTHING *HINTING* TOWARDS AN EXIT.
STRANGE HAPPENINGS, ODD PATTERNS, A FUCKING TREASURE MAP, I DON'T EVEN CARE AT THIS POINT. ANYTHING AT ALL.
AND NO, THAT IS NOT AN INVITATION TO MAKE UP SOMETHING FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT.
THAT IS ALL.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HOPEFULLY.
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I THINK WE'VE ALL REALIZED BY NOW THAT WE'RE ALL FROM DIFFERENT POINTS IN THE TIMELINE.
AS IF THAT WASN'T ANNOYING AS SHIT IN THE VEIL, WE SEEM TO HAVE BROUGHT IT HERE AS WELL! GOOD FUCKING JOB, US.
OF COURSE, THANKS TO THAT SPECIAL BRAND OF FUCKERY, WE'RE ALL SEEING DIFFERENT THINGS IN OUR MIRRORS. I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT MEANS FOR THE COUNTDOWN BACK HOME, AND I'D RATHER NOT FIND OUT. WHICH MEANS WE NEED TO HEAD OUT OF HERE ASAP.
ALSO, FOR THOSE OF YOU CLOSER TO MY TIMELINE WHO HAVEN'T FIGURED THIS OUT YET, SOME BAD SHIT GOES DOWN IN A FEW HOURS AT HOME. BIG SURPRISE, I KNOW, BUT I'D RATHER NOT HAVE THAT AFFECT WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO HERE. SO NO RANDOM DUELS AND TRYING TO BLAST EACH OTHER APART, IT'S A GIGANTIC WASTE OF OUR FUCKING TIME.
ALL YOU GUYS HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS GATHERING INFORMATION ON HOW TO GET OUT. THAT IS ALL I'M ASKING OF YOU.
OH, AND FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, DON'T GO BOTHERING THE KING AND QUEEN. WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE PEOPLE ON OUR TEAM BEING MORE USELESS THAN NORMAL.
ALSO, TEREZI, FUCK YOU, AND KEEP YOUR DAMN CANE AWAY FROM ME.
THIS MEANS NO COMMENTING ON HOW I WAS A HOOFBEAST A FEW WEEKS BACK, NO PESTERING ME ABOUT HOW I FUCKING TYPE, AND DEFINITELY NO COMPARING ME TO THE OTHER TROLLS AROUND HERE.
ANY OF THE ABOVE EARNS YOU ONE TICKET TO A FLAMING PARADISE FULL OF FUCK YOU.
ALSO, IF ANY OF YOU ARE ACTUALLY CONSIDERING TEREZI'S OFFER TO HIT ME *FOR* YOU, STOP. RIGHT NOW. SHE IS ABSOLUTELY SHITHIVE MAGGOTS, AND NONE OF US NEED TO BOTHER PLAYING HER STUPID LITTLE GAMES. JUST CARRY ON WITH ADMIRING THE GRASS GROW OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU IDIOTS DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME, AND WE'LL ALL BE BETTER PEOPLE FOR IT.
IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT HER OFFER, THEN CONTINUE ALONG IN YOUR IGNORANCE. YOU'RE NOT MISSING ANYTHING SPECIAL.
RIGHT. SO. BACK ON TRACK HERE. THE QUESTION.
IT'S BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU HUMANS REFUSE TO ANSWER ANYTHING THAT'S ASKED OF YOU, UNLESS THE PERSON DOING THE QUESTIONING DOES IT IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T HURT YOUR POOR SENSITIVE FEELINGS.
SO, AS MUCH AS IT MAKES ME WANT TO CHOKE ON MY OWN BULGE TO EVEN CONSIDER THIS, I'M GOING TO TRY SOME OF YOUR HUMAN POLITENESS FOR THIS QUESTION.
I'LL ASK MY QUESTION, YOU'LL GIVE ME THE ANSWER, AND WE'LL BOTH SHARE A MOMENT OF SOOTHING MATURITY. IF YOU'RE CAPABLE OF THAT, ANYWAY.
SHIT, WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING WITH THIS. NONE OF YOU FUCKNUTS EVER GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER!
IT'S ALWAYS BLUHBLUH YOU SOUND LIKE ERIDAN, BLUHBLUH YOU'RE A BRAT, BLUHBLUH I CAN'T THINK OF AN INTELLIGENT RESPONSE SO I'M GOING TO INSULT YOU.
SERIOUSLY HOW DO ANY OF YOU EVEN COMMUNICATE TO EACH OTHER. SOME OF YOU ARE EVEN WORSE THAN THE OTHER TROLLS I KNOW!
BUT I DIGRESS. TIME TO PUT THIS QUESTION TRAIN BACK ON ITS TRACKS, AND HOPEFULLY INTO YOUR THINK PANS WHERE YOU CAN GIVE ME AN ANSWER.
I'VE BEEN SPENDING THE LAST FEW WEEKS IN THIS CITY LOOKING FOR AN EXIT DOOR. AS YOU ALL HAVE UNFORTUNATELY TOLD ME BEFORE, THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ONE.
BUT PEOPLE HAVE LEFT THE CITY, SO THERE'S STILL DEFINITELY A WAY OUT, AND NONE OF YOU CAN DENY THAT.
SIMPLE LOGIC DICTATES THAT IF THERE'S A WAY IN, THERE'S SURE AS HELL AN EXIT, AND I'M STILL GOING TO FIND IT.
SO INSTEAD OF ASKING YOU WHERE THE EXIT IS, I'M GOING TO ASK IF YOU'VE FOUND ANYTHING *HINTING* TOWARDS AN EXIT.
STRANGE HAPPENINGS, ODD PATTERNS, A FUCKING TREASURE MAP, I DON'T EVEN CARE AT THIS POINT. ANYTHING AT ALL.
AND NO, THAT IS NOT AN INVITATION TO MAKE UP SOMETHING FOR YOUR OWN AMUSEMENT.
THAT IS ALL.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
HOPEFULLY.
--
I THINK WE'VE ALL REALIZED BY NOW THAT WE'RE ALL FROM DIFFERENT POINTS IN THE TIMELINE.
AS IF THAT WASN'T ANNOYING AS SHIT IN THE VEIL, WE SEEM TO HAVE BROUGHT IT HERE AS WELL! GOOD FUCKING JOB, US.
OF COURSE, THANKS TO THAT SPECIAL BRAND OF FUCKERY, WE'RE ALL SEEING DIFFERENT THINGS IN OUR MIRRORS. I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT MEANS FOR THE COUNTDOWN BACK HOME, AND I'D RATHER NOT FIND OUT. WHICH MEANS WE NEED TO HEAD OUT OF HERE ASAP.
ALSO, FOR THOSE OF YOU CLOSER TO MY TIMELINE WHO HAVEN'T FIGURED THIS OUT YET, SOME BAD SHIT GOES DOWN IN A FEW HOURS AT HOME. BIG SURPRISE, I KNOW, BUT I'D RATHER NOT HAVE THAT AFFECT WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO HERE. SO NO RANDOM DUELS AND TRYING TO BLAST EACH OTHER APART, IT'S A GIGANTIC WASTE OF OUR FUCKING TIME.
ALL YOU GUYS HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IS GATHERING INFORMATION ON HOW TO GET OUT. THAT IS ALL I'M ASKING OF YOU.
OH, AND FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, DON'T GO BOTHERING THE KING AND QUEEN. WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE PEOPLE ON OUR TEAM BEING MORE USELESS THAN NORMAL.
ALSO, TEREZI, FUCK YOU, AND KEEP YOUR DAMN CANE AWAY FROM ME.