[The PORTAL is switched on, but for the first twenty seconds, there's nothing but background noise, until,]So this vampire walks into a bar, there's a werewolf and a ghoul sitting with a drink in front of them and a zombie off to the side, legs kickin' in the air and arms waving around. The vampire walks up to the werewolf, watching the zombie
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[All that typing away in the background is to bring you the following information:
Lavi's information regarding the city itself
Tony Stark's guide to PORTAL usage
Dr. Jacob Glaser's guide to Promenade]
I'm Tony Stark, I'll be pleased to help in whatever other way I can.
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Right, do any of those things give directions to the I10 into California? So far, I'm not seeing it.
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In Promenade you can drive for miles and miles and you won't get out. I'm a Malibu native and none of the roadsigns are recognisable.
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Right, can't drive off the promenade though, huh? Well, I can say that I was in L.A. And I was on a boat. And this is neither of those things. Guess this means I have to read.
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You arrived to an endless city of dreams, and as crazy as it sounds, the place is real. I'm not sure about werewolves, but we have vampires, demons, gods and angels.
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Right. Vampires, demons, Gods and angels. Oh my. How hard was I hit and is the concussion really this bad?
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Lucifer is here too. In fact, there's two of them.
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Wow. Two of the Devil. That is just, [speechless, he's actually speechless] wow.
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... I don't get it.
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It's possibly only the Irish that do.
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Still lost here. Maybe with the relating it to every day life? Vampires I can understand. Zombies and ghouls? Gotcha. It's the everything-else part I'm lost on.
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It's Hannibal by the way. [Dearheart just feels wrong]
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