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[eveningladies]

[The PORTAL is switched on, but for the first twenty seconds, there's nothing but background noise, until,]So this vampire walks into a bar, there's a werewolf and a ghoul sitting with a drink in front of them and a zombie off to the side, legs kickin' in the air and arms waving around. The vampire walks up to the werewolf, watching the zombie

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[coolexec]

Jokes tend to go better if and when they make sense. But as for explanations, this is Promenade, a city of dreams ruled over by Queen Valrune and King Tivorno with a skeezy possibly mad scientist named Heda Genero in charge of the Unnatural. Myself and others have collated some information.

[All that typing away in the background is to bring you the following information:
Lavi's information regarding the city itself
Tony Stark's guide to PORTAL usage
Dr. Jacob Glaser's guide to Promenade]

I'm Tony Stark, I'll be pleased to help in whatever other way I can.

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[eveningladies]

Hannibal King, and the joke makes perfect sense.

Right, do any of those things give directions to the I10 into California? So far, I'm not seeing it.

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[coolexec]

I could say many things about the kind of person it'd make sense to but it's your first day here so I'll give you a pass.

In Promenade you can drive for miles and miles and you won't get out. I'm a Malibu native and none of the roadsigns are recognisable.

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[eveningladies]

I'd rather you gave me a beer, but apparently I'm new, so a pass will do for now.

Right, can't drive off the promenade though, huh? Well, I can say that I was in L.A. And I was on a boat. And this is neither of those things. Guess this means I have to read.

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[dead_ladykiller]

Whoever made that joke up has obviously never seen a zombie drink.

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[eveningladies]

from what I've heard they are positively fish like.

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[dead_ladykiller]

The sight can be quite disgusting if the zombie has been dead for long enough.

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[eveningladies]

Personally, I'm more concerned with the smell. It really can't be good.

[outandproudboy]

I wonder why the vampire and the werewolf aren't fighting. Isn't that what they do?

You arrived to an endless city of dreams, and as crazy as it sounds, the place is real. I'm not sure about werewolves, but we have vampires, demons, gods and angels.

[eveningladies]

Why would a vampire and a werewolf fight? They don't get anything out of it. [is confused]

Right. Vampires, demons, Gods and angels. Oh my. How hard was I hit and is the concussion really this bad?

[outandproudboy]

They always fight in movies.

Lucifer is here too. In fact, there's two of them.

[eveningladies]

Yeah, I never really got that either. The ones I know tend not to. Unless they get really pissed off.

Wow. Two of the Devil. That is just, [speechless, he's actually speechless] wow.

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[slayery]

[ Crickets. ]

... I don't get it.

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[eveningladies]

[sigh]

It's possibly only the Irish that do.

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[slayery]

[ ... Uh - ]

Still lost here. Maybe with the relating it to every day life? Vampires I can understand. Zombies and ghouls? Gotcha. It's the everything-else part I'm lost on.

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[eveningladies]

What, have you never seen a mish-mash group in a bar? Oh, you seriously miss out. You should see them try to have a poker game. It's ridiculous.

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[cyprian_swan]

Oh! I really don't get the joke, but you could always explain it, love~

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[eveningladies]

It's really not funny if you explain it. Which is a shame, really.

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[cyprian_swan]

Oh that is a shame, dearheart.

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[eveningladies]

Um, right. It is. Yeah.

It's Hannibal by the way. [Dearheart just feels wrong]