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Jun 04, 2011 10:16

[He's not doing a bloody video. Have you seen the mask that was left in this odd little room? No, you haven't, because he's not doing a bloody video ( Read more... )

death: good omens, *metatron: dogma, aphrodite: greek mythology, lucifer: supernatural, dean winchester: supernatural

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possemagnet June 4 2011, 18:37:58 UTC
Oh god, not another one.

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soundandsnark June 4 2011, 18:56:03 UTC
Oh god, yes, another one.

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video; possemagnet June 4 2011, 18:59:07 UTC
Dammit.

You guys just keep comin' in spades.

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Re: video; soundandsnark June 4 2011, 19:05:02 UTC
[Metatron has no idea who this extremely annoyed human is, but he'll go with it.]

I do believe I said something similar when you all started impersonating rabbits.

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video; possemagnet June 4 2011, 19:09:47 UTC
[And eye roll beneath the leather mask.] So who're you supposed to be? Blinky? Inky? What's left?

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Re: video; soundandsnark June 4 2011, 19:29:27 UTC
The Metatron.

[That voice is revebrating.]

The Voice of God.

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video; possemagnet June 4 2011, 19:31:10 UTC
That's great.

Why don't you ruffle your feathers on back to him and ask him where he was when the world went to shit.

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Re: video; soundandsnark June 4 2011, 19:35:17 UTC
Love to. I'll just get right on that. OH WAIT.

Also, I do hate to nitpick, but it's Her, mortal.

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video; possemagnet June 4 2011, 21:45:44 UTC
Oh, c'mon, God's not a chick.

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Re: video; soundandsnark June 4 2011, 21:59:32 UTC
Yes, because you've met. Poker every Friday night, I'm sure.

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video; possemagnet June 4 2011, 22:17:54 UTC
Word around the clouds is that he just doesn't give a fuck. Even though some of you feathery lil' bastards just assume he's dead.

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Re: video; soundandsnark June 4 2011, 22:29:51 UTC
[The feathery bastards line gets an eyeroll, but he's just going to swing the video thing about until it's facing the mirror.

...And there's God, tweaking one of the apostles' noses while still wearing, yes. A peach tutu. Metatron swings it back and lifts an eyebrow.]

She seems in good health.

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video; possemagnet June 4 2011, 22:34:49 UTC
[Dean's quiet disbelief betrays his sarcastic demeanor.] Right, because it makes sense. God's in a tutu parading around who the hell knows where with hippie hair and a nice ass. Sure.

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Re: video; soundandsnark June 4 2011, 22:37:14 UTC
I realize this is terribly disturbing, mortal, but God is not actually Charlton Heston.

Thank fuck.

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video; possemagnet June 4 2011, 22:37:47 UTC
I've got a name.

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Re: video; soundandsnark June 4 2011, 22:39:25 UTC
Amazing, and yet you've neglected to, oh, mention it.

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