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[This is nothing new by now, so just add another impromptu post by PORTAL of a set of furry paws trying to bat around the crystal ball that's Harry's device into a position that he can get the camera pointed in the right direction. As he does, he seems to be talking to someone off camera. To those who are transformed, the voice is deep and clear and really, really amused. To those of you still possessing your opposing thumbs, all you'll hear is barks and growls of Harry's mountain of a dog.]
Ugh! This is ridiculous, I need fingers to operate this thing.
Don't worry so much, Harry. Knowing how these things operate, it'll turn on on its own.
Hell's Bells, I take back every Milkbone joke I've ever made. How do you manage like this?
Oh, its not so bad! Smell everything, keep an eye out for danger, get as many belly rubs as possible. For all the other things, that's what you and your thumbs were for.
...Funny. Harhar. Maybe I should just let you get your own food from now on.
Really? Does this mean I can have steak if I can get it? Ollie's human doesn't bring by snacks any more.
Because you would get fat.
You mean you don't like the idea of her buying my affection. You're far too paranoid, Harry. You're going to go pale furred before your time.
You've been listening to Bob too much.
Actually, that was Mister.
Now you're pulling my leg. Argh! I give up, this isn't going to work.
No I'm not, you should listen to him sometime. And Harry? The light's on.
[There's a moment of Harry glaring down at the PORTAL before letting out a literal growl of frustration.]
See? Told you.
Ugh! This is ridiculous, I need fingers to operate this thing.
Don't worry so much, Harry. Knowing how these things operate, it'll turn on on its own.
Hell's Bells, I take back every Milkbone joke I've ever made. How do you manage like this?
Oh, its not so bad! Smell everything, keep an eye out for danger, get as many belly rubs as possible. For all the other things, that's what you and your thumbs were for.
...Funny. Harhar. Maybe I should just let you get your own food from now on.
Really? Does this mean I can have steak if I can get it? Ollie's human doesn't bring by snacks any more.
Because you would get fat.
You mean you don't like the idea of her buying my affection. You're far too paranoid, Harry. You're going to go pale furred before your time.
You've been listening to Bob too much.
Actually, that was Mister.
Now you're pulling my leg. Argh! I give up, this isn't going to work.
No I'm not, you should listen to him sometime. And Harry? The light's on.
[There's a moment of Harry glaring down at the PORTAL before letting out a literal growl of frustration.]
See? Told you.