three; video; day
[Kelly looks rather harried and sleep-mussed, sans mask as he flicks his PORTAL on. Distracted, too, as if there's something else in the room he'd rather be keeping an eye on, but needs to address the device instead.]
This may sound a little strange, considering where we are, but has anyone had any problems with... transforming against their will? Bodily, I mean. Into something completely different. Although fami... recognisable. And being unable to will themselves back, which would really be the important part, considering where we are.
[An odd sound comes from off camera, a manic animal laughter that is decidedly unfriendly. And then solarpurpura's voice follows, and it is in fact seethingly angry:]
If I find whatever wretched swine is responsible for this, they will spend the rest of their miserable days clawing off their own leprous skin in agony. If I don't first string them up by their own intestines from the city gates.
[Kelly frowns at the speaker, making a hushing gesture and hissing that's not going to help before looking back at the PORTAL. It takes him a second to remember what he was saying, completely distracted now, but he finishes with,]
I'd welcome suggestions of solutions, too, if it turns out this is a unique occurrence.
This may sound a little strange, considering where we are, but has anyone had any problems with... transforming against their will? Bodily, I mean. Into something completely different. Although fami... recognisable. And being unable to will themselves back, which would really be the important part, considering where we are.
[An odd sound comes from off camera, a manic animal laughter that is decidedly unfriendly. And then solarpurpura's voice follows, and it is in fact seethingly angry:]
If I find whatever wretched swine is responsible for this, they will spend the rest of their miserable days clawing off their own leprous skin in agony. If I don't first string them up by their own intestines from the city gates.
[Kelly frowns at the speaker, making a hushing gesture and hissing that's not going to help before looking back at the PORTAL. It takes him a second to remember what he was saying, completely distracted now, but he finishes with,]
I'd welcome suggestions of solutions, too, if it turns out this is a unique occurrence.