May 03, 2011 20:42
D --> Attention denizens of this city known as Promenade
D --> I demand that you turn your attention e%clusively upon me
D --> I have a few important requests
D --> Firstly, I wish to speak to whomever is most inf100ential within this city.
D --> We must discuss the balance of power and STRENGTH and how my presence will affect the current hierarchy
D --> Secondly, if any of you rabble have heard from such esteemed personages as Feferi or Eridan, you will advise me immediately.
D --> Or Gamzee, I suppose
D --> In fact, any trolls should be directed towards this communication message, even those with filth running through their veins
D --> Especially Nepeta
D --> There is clearly something 100d going on here and I will not stand for any f001ish attempts to corrupt her while she is separated from my inf100ence
D --> Thirdly, I require that someone e%plain where I am and how I came to be here
D --> I'm e%tremely confused and it's making me 100dicrously angry!
D --> And finally,
D --> I appear to have misplaced my towels
D -- > Any assistance with that would be appreciated
eridan ampora: homestuck,
dawn: pokemon,
rebecca crane: assassin's creed,
dormouse: original character,
karkat vantas: homestuck,
*equius zahhak: homestuck,
terezi pyrope: homestuck,
kirachi zukuno: original character,
lioriley: original character,
yuuta matsukawa: original character