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Isamu ☀ 004 [video] [day]

Apr 09, 2011 18:18

Isamu! Taidana furui kasai toruko! Up! [A slender woman sits on the edge of the bed, looking to be wearing one of Isamu's t-shirts and really not much else. She notices the PORTAL sitting on the table near his bed and smirks, picking it up as she looks back at him] Isa~mu, if you don't get up in the next five seconds I'm going to flip the covers ( Read more... )

*wakahisa isamu: original character, !plot: vengeance children, yuuta matsukawa: original character, emily madsen: original character, noah morgan: original character, rebecca crane: assassin's creed

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[ video ] needsheadphones April 10 2011, 22:04:52 UTC

I have no idea who she is, but I like her.

[ video ] oldfireturkey April 11 2011, 20:30:20 UTC

[Jeez Rebecca fucking drop him right in it why don't you?]

I can't believe you!

Would you calm down!

You haven't told anyone about me?

I have things I need to explain to you--

[Chiyo smacks him on the back of the head with an open hand and scowls at him.]

Rebecca, Chiyo; Chiyo, Rebecca. Rebecca, Chiyo is my [so she doesn't like girlfriend what to say...] common law wife I guess.

[ video ] needsheadphones April 11 2011, 20:37:53 UTC

[ Sorry man, it's the chick code. ]

Yeah, I definitely like her. [ Grinning. ] It's nice to meet you.

Don't beat him up too much; it is pretty weird here, so he'll probably have a lot of explaining to do.

Re: [ video ] slyoldfox April 11 2011, 20:46:43 UTC

[Another flurry of blankets and Isamu is pinned to the ground, one of Chiyo's hands holding him down at out of the way as the other holds the PORTAL, Chiyo lying on top of human pillow Isamu.]

I have been with him for far longer than either of us would care to admit [Chiyo looks younger than him even when she's older and she finds Isamu's coyness about what he really is hysterical but understandable] so I think I'm right to feel slighted. Isn't that right Isamu?

[Unhappy grumbling from Isamu. He just wants to grab Chiyo and go back to bed okay.]

[ video ] needsheadphones April 11 2011, 20:56:31 UTC

[ Rebecca laughs, shaking her head fondly. ] Should I leave you two to it, then?

[ video ] slyoldfox April 12 2011, 08:01:12 UTC

[Isamu's yes turns into a yelp as Chiyo smirks, one of her elbows casually grinding into his back, nothing out of he ordinary.]

So what has he told you about anything then?

[She pretty much knows but she wants to hear it from someone else and she likes making Isamu suffer.]

[ video ] needsheadphones April 12 2011, 22:04:09 UTC

[ Hahaa, beautiful. ] Library, students, demons are bad. I think that's about it.

[ video ] oldfireturkey April 12 2011, 22:09:35 UTC

[Rebecca you are dead. Next time you are hungover, you are getting a goddamn gong banged in your face because he has no spine anymore, just a fine powdery residue because Chiyo is grinding her elbow right in there.]

You told them about that and not me?

[And there's a lot of Japanese muttering, too quick and too low for anyone to hope to catch but Chiyo nods and gets up.]

Didn't anyone teach you the bro code?

[Oh yeah that'd just be Isamu's hair you can see. He needs to let his poor spine mind itself.]

You could have lied to her. Women do that all the time for each other.

[ video ] needsheadphones April 12 2011, 22:36:40 UTC

[ You'll have to get in her room first. ]

Yes, but there's also the chick code. She and I both have vaginas, therefore I was obligated to tell her until given a reason not to.

Besides, I was planning on saying that you didn't want to sound like boasting, but you just dug your own grave.

[ video ] oldfireturkey April 13 2011, 14:12:02 UTC

[Challenge accepted B]]

And after I regaled you with the tales of Harry Dresden and his falcon punching mystique. See if I ever put on a one-man show for you again.

[She's just laughing. Goddammit he hates all of you so much right now.]

[ video ] needsheadphones April 13 2011, 18:42:39 UTC

[ :3 ]

Vaginas, Isamu. Don't argue with vaginas.

You will and you know it.

[ video ] slyoldfox April 13 2011, 19:05:55 UTC

Don't hold your breath - he hasn't ever listened to me on that account.

[But Chiyo at least hauls Isamu upright and dumps clothes in his lap.]

One-man show? I had no idea he'd branched out into theatre as well as boring the tits off the younger generations.

[ video ] needsheadphones April 13 2011, 20:22:11 UTC

Well, he is male.

I'm not sure if it counts as 'theatre' so much as 'mocking with excessive hand gestures', but it was pretty funny.

[ video ] oldfireturkey April 14 2011, 13:44:21 UTC

I will remember this. You are no longer my bro.

[Ooof, Chiyo he is not a damn pillow.]

[ video ] needsheadphones April 14 2011, 20:31:16 UTC

Yes I am. How else are you going to complete your Pokedex?

[ video ] oldfireturkey April 15 2011, 05:47:48 UTC

Your pokedex is full of lies. You just want my badass squad because I'm the one who puts in the hours to level those bad boys up.

[Probably for the best Rebecca doesn't know Japanese. Because Chiyo's giving herself away by asking what Pokemon are.]

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