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[pale_capslock]

[ The PORTAL comes on accidentally, revealing Blaine and Death sitting down with a game of Trivial Pursuit. It seems that it's Death's turn, as Blaine is reading a question off to him. ]

Why is the funny bone called that?

[ Death stares at Blaine for a moment before answering. ]

THE BONE IS CALLED THE HUMERUS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT IS

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[slayery]

You're... made of bones.

[pale_capslock]

YES.

I AM DEATH, AFTER ALL.

[slayery]

... Huh?

[pale_capslock]

DO YOU HAVE HEARING PROBLEMS?

[ This is a genuine question. ]

[slayery]

What? No. [ ... ] You said Death. Like, you're just... Death? [ 8( She figures she'd remember you, okay? ]

[pale_capslock]

YES. I AM DEATH.

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[slayery]

That's weird, considering we've made friends twice in my life. You'd think I'd remember you.

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[pale_capslock]

I REMEMBER YOU.

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[slayery]

[ ... Oh. She wasn't expecting - ]

Sorry for being all slippery and getting out of your fingertips those couple of times.

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[pale_capslock]

[ Laughs. ]

IT WASN'T YOUR TIME.

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[slayery]

I was pretty sure time number two would stick. [ And it's easy to tell by how she says that she ... wouldn't have had a problem with it. ] I was ready.

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[pale_capslock]

THEY ARE NOT MY PLANS. WHAT IS MEANT TO BE IS WHAT HAPPENS.

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[slayery]

Do you usually have people jump ship mid-cruise?

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[pale_capslock]

PARDON?

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[slayery]

When people die. Do they usually come back? Or am I special?

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[pale_capslock]

SOME DO, SOME DON'T.