(No subject) Jan. 12, 2011 - 8:15pm you're my new snuggle bunny. ok let's keep it hawt like fiyarrrrr:
1. coffee or drinks?
2. how sporty are you on a scale of 1 to lesbian?
3. free space...
4. .... a question is coming.. i can feel it....
5. if i protect you from wild bears and squirrels, what are you gonna do for me?
6. alright let's see how much you REALLY know about guys.. pick out the top 5 things guys like:
A) kittens B) blowjobs C) rainbows D) money E) mini marshmallows in cocoa F) making out G) cuddling H) screeching naggy voice I) knitting a sweater J) shopping K) low rise cotton panties L) car explosions M) watching "Sex And the City" N) being dragged over broken glass O) sexy black boots with a mini skirt P) Valentine's day
7. which is better for us: watching blockbuster movies on the couch, snuggled up under blankets, eating fresh popped kettle corn and making out during the boring parts ....or sitting in traffic for 3 hours.
8. pat yourself on the back, you're almost done. but don't let it go to your head. you're not that special. YET.
9. first kisses should NEVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER BE PLANNED. they should take place when you are bumping heads at the supermarket or meeting in the afternoon at a park when a stray frisbee bonks you in the head and i'm the only one nearby who knows how to give you CPR... but let's say you could somehow magically plan our very first kiss ever, how would it happen? (and if you answer, "you'll just have to wait and see!," i will club you over the head with a baby seal.)
10. can you make anything good like chicken enchiladas or.... caramel apple crisp?...
11. ok that's it. no wait. one more.
12. if we had to take a vacation out in my backyard and had to set up some hammocks between the 2 posts out in the back and were lying on them, just singing jingle bells and me playing with your hair while you were trying to count the freckles on my toes... and a strong wind came along and blew away the tiny red umbrella that was sitting on top of my pina colada (in a coconut shell), would you be brave & sexy enough to rescue it from the river before it drifted straight into the waterfall and went under?
13. hang on….
14. almost done..
15. ok last one. what type of person are you?.. are you more like the kind of girl who is low maintenance, can enjoy the small things in life and likes to have little fun, spontaneous adventures where you can get ready real quick and we just go on a road trip or do something fun at the drop of a hat.. or are you more like one of those planners who has to have every single moment of your life mapped out ahead of time so it KILLS all the fun of just taking your chances and trying something new?
16. LAST last one: if johnny has 10 apples and he gives 2 apples to sally, how many apples does he have left if his remaining apples were stolen by apple elves?
Just now! 1. coffee or drinks? I prefer herion but when I'm broke I just use cough syrup.
2. how sporty are you on a scale of 1 to lesbian? dyke
3. free space... save the trees.
4. .... a question is coming.. i can feel it....
5. if i protect you from wild bears and squirrels, what are you gonna do for me? Give you head while you're smothering me with their blood and roll around on the forest floor until I cum.
6. alright let's see how much you REALLY know about guys.. pick out the top 5 things guys like:
B) blowjobs
E) mini marshmallows in cocoa
H) screeching naggy voice
L) car explosions
N) being dragged over broken glass
7. which is better for us: watching blockbuster movies on the couch, snuggled up under blankets, eating fresh popped kettle corn and making out during the boring parts ....or sitting in traffic for 3 hours.
Sitting in traffic while I give you head and let you cum all over my face while listening to Michael Jackson's thriller. Then making faces at other people in traffic while my face is covered in your cum.
8. pat yourself on the back, you're almost done. but don't let it go to your head. you're not that special. YET.
That's what you think, bitch.
9. first kisses should NEVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER BE PLANNED. they should take place when you are bumping heads at the supermarket or meeting in the afternoon at a park when a stray frisbee bonks you in the head and i'm the only one nearby who knows how to give you CPR... but let's say you could somehow magically plan our very first kiss ever, how would it happen? (and if you answer, "you'll just have to wait and see!," i will club you over the head with a baby seal.)
I would club you in the head with a baby seal and then give YOU CPR and then afterward, I'm going to suck your cock, hit you with the seal again, and then snowball you.
10. can you make anything good like chicken enchiladas or.... caramel apple crisp?...
Cum cakes with jizz frosting! And s'more nachos.
11. ok that's it. no wait. one more.
12. if we had to take a vacation out in my backyard and had to set up some hammocks between the 2 posts out in the back and were lying on them, just singing jingle bells and me playing with your hair while you were trying to count the freckles on my toes... and a strong wind came along and blew away the tiny red umbrella that was sitting on top of my pina colada (in a coconut shell), would you be brave & sexy enough to rescue it from the river before it drifted straight into the waterfall and went under?
No I would use my cumwebs like a slutty spiderman to catch it midair before it flew into the river.
13. hang on….
14. almost done..
YES YES YES YES YESSSSSS OHHHMIGOD I'M ALMOST DOOOOONE!
15. ok last one. what type of person are you?.. are you more like the kind of girl who is low maintenance, can enjoy the small things in life and likes to have little fun, spontaneous adventures where you can get ready real quick and we just go on a road trip or do something fun at the drop of a hat.. or are you more like one of those planners who has to have every single moment of your life mapped out ahead of time so it KILLS all the fun of just taking your chances and trying something new?
See above.
16. LAST last one: if johnny has 10 apples and he gives 2 apples to sally, how many apples does he have left if his remaining apples were stolen by apple elves?
I don't know, but two apples are in my mouth right now.
