There are several showers that one will cherish for the rest of their life: one of them occured at about 11:35 this evening after six long hours of work at a restaurant without air-conditioning on a day with a 102 degree heat index
26 is infinitely better than 27
Happy Birthday Becki!!!(really this is number one)
Thank the devil that my roommates #1 myspace friend of "God"'s profile is all a joke...and that she enjoys a good party here and there
There should never be a last one of anything. Its too awkward...like my last voice lesson with Linda tomorrow...i seriously cant fathom handling that
Flirting with trios of middle-aged male musicians will gain you a $10 tip
When you think about it...i'm really fucking broke
i really dont understand what is so damn difficult about returning phone calls