READ UP
that is me and sarah. both looking for hot dates this friday night.
about myself: i enjoy the casual walks on cornfields while eating a nice serving of tofu. id like it even better if i had a chicka dee to share my tofu with ;) girls i am as single as ever and definitely ready to mingle. i will be all yours. i also enjoy romantic evenings in a swimming pool when it's 10 degrees outisde because then we can really get our booty on to get warmed up. my bff is julia kerr, please girls, dont be jealous, we dont have a crush on one another, we just enjoy eating waffles and apple mayo flavored syrup together so as soon as we discovered that we had that in commonwe figured hey why not be bff!? i absolutely *ADORE* my pet gerbil. his name is herbyherhar (say it out loud.. a guaranteed lol!) and i will only date you if you will kiss herbyherhar on the butt as hes pooping. thats just a must...if you wanna be my woman, you have to learn to appreciate and love herbyherhars left overs (poop). im a cuddler, i like to go under sofas and sneak a kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG DONT TELL ANYONE THOUGH. so if you wana date me this friday PLEASE CALL ME im so desperate for some hot action (please note by hot i mean batheing water..i need someone to help wash orange juice and colored pencils with) CALL 800-H-E-R-B-Y PLZZZZZZZZZZZ OMG ID LOVE YOU FOREVAH!!!
coming up next: how to date sarah, and if youre lucky julia
as i close this and bid my last farewell, i must have you know that my ex boyfriend and i just called it quits.. well he wasnt really my boyfriend cos i dont roll like that.. but he always said i was his boyriend so i finally just broke up with him but im sad anyway.. cos it just hurts so much.. my heart is a hole and i feel so gosh darn squishy inside!
EX BOYFRIEND:
rip!