Formal want ad

[ilovetweed]

Hi, my name is Korbyn and I am a 21 year old college senior(kinda) in need of a date for Phi Tau formal on March 5th, 2005. I am looking for a lovely young lady who will enjoy an evening filled with, but not limited to; dancing, a pleasent meal, slightly intellectual conversation, more dancing, and most importantly fun. A romantic interest in me is certainly not needed (although it couldn't hurt ;-) as I am merely looking for someone who would enjoy an evening out. The dress would be formal of course. I am an entertaining and fun date who will cater to your whims to ensure your time spent with me is as enjoyable as possible. I am not presently on campus, so an email to flatland83@yahoo.com or a reply to this post with the pertinent info would be the best form of communication possible. If you the reader of this post do not have an amazing desire to reply to the ad, please spread the message to any female friends that you think would be a suitable date for myself. Although I do not expect an over-whelming number of responses* (*=an attempt at self-deprication to gain sympathy and possibly a date???) the most favorably looked-upon responses would arrive with a degree of haste, and those received sooner than later would be held in higher regard by myself. Hopefully one of the lovely young ladies that reads this will take advantage of this excellent opportunity for a rousing night out and be able to experience the whimsy and joy that can only be felt at a Phi Tau formal accompanied by me, Korbyn Doucette.

Crossing my fingers,
Korbyn